Your prison diaries wanted here.

[mike1605]

Jail house burrito

Starts with a bag of chips of your liking and a ramen of course. We could get a lot of stuff including tortillas off of canteen and they came in big bags you could mix in. Smash the chips and ramen, cut up beef sticks, cheese and pickles. Dehydrated refried beans was always a good addition. Add hot water to bag, jusy enough to make a thick paste when its all soaked up. Spead on tortilla with squeeze cheese in a bag. Gets petty expensive but it made a lot. Quality food

 

[Muay Thai]

typed out my stripes and decided I don't want to glorify or invite ptsd and an overproduction of norepinephrine and a wacked out epiglottis from fight or flight feeling lol

lets just say every tattoo on my body I earned. SUR X3

 

[Swiper]

“Prisoner undergoes surgery after phone gets stuck in rectum”

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ureport/

 

[Marky Boy]

Who’s gonna admit to getting fucked up the arse in prison then?

All hard talk about doing time. Who was a lil bitch then like lil Wayne