SpartanLabs
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- Sep 8, 2010
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I come home today from a long day and my wife has this beautiful bowl of frozen shit...
so i proceed to grab a spoon secretly taking a huge bite of this strawberry shit with real strawberries in it.. and once it hits my mouth i say to myself.. mmmmmm another cheat day?????
the wife hits the corner and says "what the fuck are you doing???? i thought you are dieting?" i then replied i thought it was yogurt..
SHE THEN SAYS "DUMMY I MADE THAT FOR YOU.. WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE ISOPURE.."
Milk, Vanilla extract, Isopure, Splenda, Strawberries, and some other shit... she made me
PROTEIN ICE CREAM with 1g sugar per serving and 3g fat per serving with 22g protein.. now thats a WIFE!!!
so i proceed to grab a spoon secretly taking a huge bite of this strawberry shit with real strawberries in it.. and once it hits my mouth i say to myself.. mmmmmm another cheat day?????
the wife hits the corner and says "what the fuck are you doing???? i thought you are dieting?" i then replied i thought it was yogurt..
SHE THEN SAYS "DUMMY I MADE THAT FOR YOU.. WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE ISOPURE.."
Milk, Vanilla extract, Isopure, Splenda, Strawberries, and some other shit... she made me
PROTEIN ICE CREAM with 1g sugar per serving and 3g fat per serving with 22g protein.. now thats a WIFE!!!