Monkey

[RealDonkeykong]

Are monkeys legal to own in US if so what type thiniking of buying one to use as spotter at gym heard thy are very strong

 

[RunNPump]

So are elephants.... Smart too.

 

[mrjones2]

i'd like to have a monkey too

 

[Cuzz6119]

This site has all the information I think.

Pet monkey laws, regulations of primates, capuchin monkey United States laws, federal rules on primate ownership

 

[RunNPump]

You were actually serious about this??? Any primate strong enough to spot you at the gym would turn on you during adolescence and either mess you up, be put down, or finish out its days in captivity. I don't think it's very well thought through.

Just take it from me, my wife has a monkey... In her pants... It's always attacking me...

Seriously though primates are wild and even the extremely domesticated ones get out of control when they hit puberty.

 

[RunNPump]

You know monkeys go after your balls, throat and face, right? Then when you try to get them off you they bite off your fingers....

 

[gabe walker]

Wow this is stupid.. Your over 50 posts now why this crap???
Besides your probably looking for an ape, like a chimp, but the gym is full of hominid's already.
Just ask one for a spot....

 

[SugarFree]

Was just playing with a neighbors monkey the other day. Not sure exactly what kind it was though but definitely more different looking then normally expected. I know they have a second one on order and had to pay for a permit (3k) in order to have them. I think she said each permit covers having like 3-5 of them though.

 

[gabe walker]

Don't play with your neighbors monkey...

 

[Bunny fuck]

Stop monkeying around :yeahthat:

 

[RealDonkeykong]

I am hoping he will go for my ass first and then my balls ect...

You know monkeys go after your balls, throat and face, right? Then when you try to get them off you they bite off your fingers....

 

[RealDonkeykong]

Nothing to big as i dont want it to make me look small when im flexing in the gym ...I plan on training the monkey to if he enjoys it.If not ill bring him to load my plates ,spot me ,steal money from gym lockers ect...

Wow this is stupid.. Your over 50 posts now why this crap???
Besides your probably looking for an ape, like a chimp, but the gym is full of hominid's already.
Just ask one for a spot....

 

[patmowery]

Man monkeys lol


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[chemjr]

RealDK, are you for real? Bc if so, I am interested as well, and thing that the puberty issue could be over come w castration (chemically) and other things like high dose tryptophan mixes and such like on horses (worked on horse farm, have to watch for the same kind of behavioral shit).
And then you have some ketamine just in case!
Imo, all I'm how you raise Anything- dog (nicest dogs I ever met were pitbull, doberman and boxer), cat, reptiles, wtvr.
Again, u serious?

 

[MonkeyBoy]

They FUKN STINK and are SO DIRTY!!!


But they would be fun to have walk around with you....if this is serious or not

 

[musseldawg]

You never seen planet of the apes haha

 

[Dyr611]

In all seriousness I had a friend growing up who's parents had a monkey, pretty sure it was illegal because they were very guarded about it. That thing was insane, she used to hump her pillows and blankets, you couldn't go within 3 feet of her cage or shed bite and she had to wear a diaper to prevent her from throwing her feces... Lol I'd say pass bro

 

[landmarkchem.linda]

2016 is Chinese Monkey year, baby born at this year called monkey baby
Like Monkey, cute and clever, but prefer to see at zoo...

 

[MetalPunk]

Monkeys are sweet, but not like a pets I guess, unless of course, if you have your own private zoo. It could bite you and fly into rages when insignificant things happen or for no apparent reason at all.

 

[Muscle4fun]

I love hairless monkeys

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