PET NAMES FOR GEAR

[HOY]

ok so my fiance likes to refer to my gear as " Jose Conseco "...she will say things like..." did your shipment of Jose Conseco come in yet "....or... " is it sore where you injected Jose Conseco "...what she did last week blew my mind, she closed one eye and held the vial of test up to her open eye and started swirling it around and says" HOLA JOSE!!!!! " when she did that i laughed so hard i was farting and crying at the same time for a good 10 min!!!... that same night she told me I should sleep on my back so Jose wont come out of my ass and write another book with MY name in it.....funny shit, anyway...does anyone else girl does things like this or is my Fiance riding the short yellow bus by herself.


( no disrespect to Mr. Conseco if your lurking )

 

[oldfella]

ok so my fiance likes to refer to my gear as " Jose Conseco "...she will say things like..." did your shipment of Jose Conseco come in yet "....or... " is it sore where you injected Jose Conseco "...what she did last week blew my mind, she closed one eye and held the vial of test up to her open eye and started swirling it around and says" HOLA JOSE!!!!! " when she did that i laughed so hard i was farting and crying at the same time for a good 10 min!!!... that same night she told me I should sleep on my back so Jose wont come out of my ass and write another book with MY name in it.....funny shit, anyway...does anyone else girl does things like this or is my Fiance riding the short yellow bus by herself.


( no disrespect to Mr. Conseco if your lurking )

HAHA, sounds like you have a funny girl there. And a good one too. Cute story. I'm sure your girl is not the only passenger on that bus bro!

 

[sunstateheavyweight]

My wife is driving the bus.

 

[HOY]

yeah, she is a good one...I wish everyone here could spend a day with her, she is one of the funniest people you will ever meet.

 

[jimbsy007]

My ex-girlfriend is the one wearing the football helmet and strapped to the front seat on the short bus.

 

[Mach .78]

My wife built and then test drove the bus before anybody got on. Waay nutz.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

" is it sore where you injected Jose Conseco ". ... she told me I should sleep on my back so Jose wont come out of my ass and write another book with MY name in it.....

Somethin' you wanna tell us, mate?

Sorry... too easy to give you grief about that one, bud