"I Just See Us As Friends"

[OuchThatHurts]

Originally Posted by dlth

Dam people are writing novels in this thread. Just fuck the stupid bitch and move on. NO means YES like 68% of the time. Also, if they can't fight back because they are unconscious then that is an automatic "yes".

Automatic "yes", huh?

I hope you get to experience some "automatic yes's" while you're doing time for sexual assault.

Here's your "automatic ban"!

[JETHRO TULL]

Originally Posted by OuchThatHurts

Automatic "yes", huh?

I hope you get to experience some "automatic yes's" while you're doing time for sexual assault.

Here's your "automatic ban"!

That post of his was really bad. I hope one of these tough guys doesn't date my sister or he'll have an Automatic Death.

[tomuchgear]

the post was crap. the following post by ouch was priceless. some times banning's are funny.

[blackhole2]

Ignore her, she will come after you

[halflife]

I wanted to say thanks for everyone's advice on this thread. It has been a huge huge help. I know the information wasn't free to you all, yall had to spend years going through tear jerking relationships to learn this advice the hard way - as a result I'm endlessly grateful. I won't let this information go to waste.

I will keep yall updated.

[thebrick]

Originally Posted by OuchThatHurts

Automatic "yes", huh?

I hope you get to experience some "automatic yes's" while you're doing time for sexual assault.

Here's your "automatic ban"!

Jesus! Was his post for real? It takes a real man that has to incapacitate a woman to get laid.

hey halflife, I haven't read every post but its hard to hit the rewind button after something like this. Maybe friends isn't such a bad thing? You might be surprised. There's a lot of other possibilities (women) out there too.

[OuchThatHurts]

Originally Posted by thebrick

Jesus! Was his post for real? It takes a real man that has to incapacitate a woman to get laid.

Sadly, his post was very real. However, it has been erased. Not unlike his membership I might add - ditto his dignity as a human being. Much also like his physical health should he ever want to come to my office for some customized radical therapy.

[oldfella]

Originally Posted by OuchThatHurts

Sadly, his post was very real. However, it has been erased. Not unlike his membership I might add - ditto his dignity as a human being. Much also like his physical health should he ever want to come to my office for some customized radical therapy.

Oh, I'm sure he would give you his Automatic yes for that treatment!!!! What a douche'. He is at the bottom of the food chain anyway. If it were me, I would not wait for his consent, automatic or otherwise!! Oh and I would waive my usual fees!! Him I'd do for free!

[halflife]

******UPDATE********

So I took most of yalls advice which was to move on and forget about her. Which I did. She got in a relationship and I did too, sure it took time but I made it.

But just the other day she emailed me out of the blue for help in a class. Since I've already taken the class I had all the old study guides and notes and I got an A and she was failing-- So I said OK, and met with her and just said "hi" gave her the papers and walked away. Make it not obvious that I like her - kinda like some on here recommended. One minute later I get a text she wants to study with me. I say OK.

So met her @ library and as soon as I saw her I didn't say a fucking word - I grabbed her and gave her a small kiss on the lips paused (tested her resistance) then went all out for 20+ seconds nice slowish/fast sexy stuff if you know what I mean.

Then I broke off the kiss, and acted like it never happened and said "ok lets go study." She then said that she wanted me to do that. Not much interaction during studying - just like it never happened.

I want to thank you guys for all your guidance. I'm glad I didn't keep pestering her after she said we should be just friends.

There are still some lingering worries that I have. One is that she may still think of me as a friend but is TRYING to make it work ... I think the physical contact will help with that. I dunno we will see where it goes - I'm going to hold out on "asking her out" for a while I think, I just feel by majorly kissing her and stuff every once in a while THEN BACK OFF will toy with her and get her more hooked. She's definitely one of those girls that like to have ZERO ABSOLUTELY ZERO control when it comes to the flow of relationships - which is new to me that is what I need to work on is controlling the relationship BUT CONTROLLING IT RIGHT.

Thanks again fellas for all yalls help this is definitely a success story for the forum!
David

[OuchThatHurts]

Originally Posted by halflife

******UPDATE********

So I took most of yalls advice which was to move on and forget about her. Which I did. She got in a relationship and I did too, sure it took time but I made it.

But just the other day she emailed me out of the blue for help in a class. Since I've already taken the class I had all the old study guides and notes and I got an A and she was failing-- So I said OK, and met with her and just said "hi" gave her the papers and walked away. Make it not obvious that I like her - kinda like some on here recommended. One minute later I get a text she wants to study with me. I say OK.

So met her @ library and as soon as I saw her I didn't say a fucking word - I grabbed her and gave her a small kiss on the lips paused (tested her resistance) then went all out for 20+ seconds nice slowish/fast sexy stuff if you know what I mean.

Then I broke off the kiss, and acted like it never happened and said "ok lets go study." She then said that she wanted me to do that. Not much interaction during studying - just like it never happened.

I want to thank you guys for all your guidance. I'm glad I didn't keep pestering her after she said we should be just friends.

There are still some lingering worries that I have. One is that she may still think of me as a friend but is TRYING to make it work ... I think the physical contact will help with that. I dunno we will see where it goes - I'm going to hold out on "asking her out" for a while I think, I just feel by majorly kissing her and stuff every once in a while THEN BACK OFF will toy with her and get her more hooked. She's definitely one of those girls that like to have ZERO ABSOLUTELY ZERO control when it comes to the flow of relationships - which is new to me that is what I need to work on is controlling the relationship BUT CONTROLLING IT RIGHT.

Thanks again fellas for all yalls help this is definitely a success story for the forum!
David

Way to go Mr. Smoothie
Sounds like you found exactly what trips her trigger! Since this relationship has you both guessing and wondering, and you both seems to enjoy it, I'd say you have some excitement ahead.

Good luck brother.

[ericraven2003]

My wife says it never looks good to chase a woman to hard. She says it makes them look desperate which is very unapplealing. I think she is right. Just ignore her for awhile and see what happens.

[halflife]

Sounds good! Thanks for the advice guys.

I'll post something big happens - Thanks again!