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If I was 25 I would go on Ashley Madison and go Cougar Hunting.
Bad karma to fuck married women.
If I was 25 I would go on Ashley Madison and go Cougar Hunting.
Bad karma to fuck married women.
I'm not offended man. I ask for the help. Like I said above I guess I really don't know how to sale myself. If my profile is bad the way I have it written right now then I would love advice on how to better it. But keep in mind I have changed it many times and the luck has been absolutely no different. Feel free to tell me what you think. Constructive advice always welcome. I will say I think a big problem are the women themselves. Like a friend of mine said, women today are so fu**ed up its not even funny.
Ok, never mind. Saying you like romantic strolls hand in hand at the beach on a rainy summer evening is bad kharma too.
Be funny in your profile, don't just say you are funny. That's lazy.
"I love oral genital massages that end with an audible gulp"
You want someone with a sense of humor? Not everyone will appreciate this, you don't want them. It works.
I'm going to post just that and erase everything else. Nothing to lose. How well did that work for you?Hey man,
I hope I don't sound like a dick, but your profile is a snooze fest.
It's too long
It's too boring
It's too much information
Don't "LOL" in your own profile, or ever for that matter
Your "about you" makes you sound like an dick
Drop the last 2 sentences
Keep it short and sweet and lighthearted.
Just to give you an idea, I've posted my old Match profile below. This is not perfect by any means, just an example.
"I love to laugh and have fun. I'm a smartass and like to joke around so you have to be able to take it as well as give it. I also love to eat( I'm a fatass) and try new places. Just looking for someone to have fun with who doesn't take themselves too seriously."
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Yeh as in get shot. I did it once in my life years ago. Not my proudest moment. Never again.Bad karma to fuck married women.
I only put the thing about work to show I was stable. I thought about putting something like "I'm not interested in most women". That implies pickiness but not desperation I would think.Most guys think they're better than others so don't even state that. Lose the honest, loyal, etc. crap. It makes you sound like a pet. And you can't say that you're a trailblazer/loner but then be at the same job for over 20 years. Those 2 things sound at odds with one another. I'd leave that out altogether. Just FYI, no one likes close-minded, ignorant drama queens.
Don't say that you don't have a type. It makes you seem like you're not good at making choices and are non-committal. Turn the tables and IMPLY that you're picky and not desperate. I'd also lose the part about being intimidated by your physical size. Many women like big guys so that shouldn't be a problem.
I plan on trying eharmony when I get back to Dallas next month.I figure try to meet some women that are looking for more then a bang. My ex sister in law has a huge amount of problems using it because she is hot and all the men trying go out with her are lying about their age by 10 years or more. Are the guys stupid? Easy to google ages these days. Dumb asses.
I'm going to post just that and erase everything else. Nothing to lose. How well did that work for you?
I only put the thing about work to show I was stable. I thought about putting something like "I'm not interested in most women". That implies pickiness but not desperation I would think.
So far man not one single bite. They check out the profile and never message me back. Messaged I think 10 women and nothing. Not very promising.Hey man,
I hope I don't sound like a dick, but your profile is a snooze fest.
It's too long
It's too boring
It's too much information
Don't "LOL" in your own profile, or ever for that matter
Your "about you" makes you sound like an dick
Drop the last 2 sentences
Keep it short and sweet and lighthearted.
Just to give you an idea, I've posted my old Match profile below. This is not perfect by any means, just an example.
"I love to laugh and have fun. I'm a smartass and like to joke around so you have to be able to take it as well as give it. I also love to eat( I'm a fatass) and try new places. Just looking for someone to have fun with who doesn't take themselves too seriously."
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So far man not one single bite. They check out the profile and never message me back. Messaged I think 10 women and nothing. Not very promising.
Oh I am well aware of all that. I think its like 50 men for every one female on an online site. I can't imagine how easy it really is to be a good-looking woman in life. Your only job is to look hot. Everything else is just handed to you.the problem is women have so any men after them that they don't need to make a choice right away, you can have a average woman and she thinks she is hot cuz so many guys ask them out or give them so much attention, we do to ourselves and women sit back and eat it up.
with the pics it's either hit or miss if you show you have muscle they either get mad or love it, I have tried so many ways and find that just be yourself and things will happen, if they make a comment on your pic cuz you're showing your body I responded by saying I wasn't trying to show off just showing my lifestyle cuz there are some women that wont like it.
there isn't one best way to do online dating, they cant see or hear you so most go by your pic and what you write
I am 40 man. I am all too aware of all these things. But I don't really do the club/bar thing. I have been around them all my life. My Dad ran them, I bounced in them. Women don't go to clubs and bars to meet men. They go there to dance, get attention, and MOST importantly free drinks from suckers. That's not me. 99.99% of most relationships and hook ups begin at work. Well 3 women work at my place of employment. They all have mustaches. No thanks.If your goal is to ruin your self esteem, get rejected by single moms who you probably have a better body and better looking face than, and waste massive amounts of time then be my guest and do online dating.
As someone said above, online dating gives women a false perception about how attractive they really are. She's got 1000 guys messaging her even if she's average. If she's not looking for a free meal, or an ego boost, or isn't a desperate single mom, she's an attention whore or probably scarred/damaged emotionally.. You think a hot chick or ANY chick worth a damn needs to go online to meet guys? lol...an attractive chick She can't keep guys off her in real life.
That said if you are busy, and can't make it to the club on a Friday or Saturday night and must give the online thing a go...I would go with match.com because at least the girl has made a small investment to find a man. I think it's 40 bucks or something. Zoosk is a scam...Okcupid and pof will get you laid, but have a few motrin for the headaches...your going to need them.
You think a hot chick or ANY chick worth a damn needs to go online to meet guys? lol...an attractive chick She can't keep guys off her in real life.