I did a 18 months plus a few at rikers. Boxing. I was a big dude and this little Dominican kid boxed me up good. Size didn't help till I got him around the neck. He still busted my nose.Yep. Crash course boxing/krav maga
I'd train 2-3 hours every fucking day if going to prison
sneak dbol and winstrol in a condom in your butthole take 1 pill of each till you get out.
That’s 3,650 pills. Better have a big asshole!
8 weeks isn’t much time to prepare for anything as far as muscle mass, plus with a five year run I’d be a total waste; not so for a 6 month federal boot camp.
Forget the Krav, 8 weeks isn’t enough time to be anywhere proficient enough. Get into an MMA gym with a primary emphasis on BJJ, 3 - 5 times a week and you’ll have some very basic skills, much more so than anyone untrained.
Word travels fast, shoot an acceptable double leg, side control, then follow with full mount pounding and you’ll make an impression.
Armbars and Kimuras are great, I love them, but you have to commit and to be honest I’m not sure that I could run one all the way through.
That’s 3,650 pills. Better have a big asshole!
8 weeks isn’t much time to prepare for anything as far as muscle mass, plus with a five year run I’d be a total waste; not so for a 6 month federal boot camp.
Forget the Krav, 8 weeks isn’t enough time to be anywhere proficient enough. Get into an MMA gym with a primary emphasis on BJJ, 3 - 5 times a week and you’ll have some very basic skills, much more so than anyone untrained.
Word travels fast, shoot an acceptable double leg, side control, then follow with full mount pounding and you’ll make an impression.
Armbars and Kimuras are great, I love them, but you have to commit and to be honest I’m not sure that I could run one all the way through.
The only impression made will be another guys foot print on your face. You don't fight on the ground in bars or in prison unless it's against your cellie.
Ive got a neighbor going in to jail for 3 months. He ended up killing his passenger when the car flipped over on its top. That would probably be the county jail, or would they ship him to a real prison? I don't think he could protect himself in a big prison if things are like I think they are. Wouldn't he just be in a county jail and not a big prison?
Sorry to go off topic, but I was just thinking someone here might know. I consider him a good guy and worry about him a bit. Life is hell already for him after the accident.
Thank you for this thread! Pure awesomeness!!
Anyway, heres my contribution. Went to federal prison.....crashed while I was there. It was awful and theres absolutely nothing u can do about it. Be smart. Enjoy your last 8wks. Eat. Sleep. Fuck. Go to the movies. Go to strip clubs. Life is different when u live by someone elses rules.
Buy 2pairs of shower shoes. 1pair for walking around “the house” and 1pair for the shower. Buy a combo lock and buy diabetic socks. The diabetic socks will come in handy when you want to smuggle extra food back to your bunk. And I can promise you one thing.....all the tuff talk about taking classes and learning “self-defense” is fucking useless inside. Theres only 2 people in there. Victims and not victims. Drop your combo lock into one of your diabetic socks and dont be a victim. Cry out all your tears before you go in.