Why not do a bodybuilding split? Do you want to look good? I only skimmed the thread but you seem like your self sabotage yourself.
If you go to a job interview wearing sweats and a t shirt vs a decent shirt and slacks...you don't wanna the job. You half assing it or quarter assing it isn't hurting anyone but the man in the mirror.
This is a troll. By the off chance he isn't, plenty of fitness influencers out there that can get him where he needs to be.
@Pratt I'm going to give you a chance to read and learn in case you're serious...read, read, and read again...also, use the search function.
Also, to the members that turned this thread into a shit show, consider this a warning not to do it again! Take it to PM's. Next time it's a temp ban to anyone that clutters a thread when they know better!!