Pro Muscle Daily Thoughts

thethinker48 · Jan 31, 2018

nothuman said:
There is some woman probably in her early 60's at my gym that is basically stalking/following me around throughout my work out. She lifts her shirt up looking in my direction, hoping I would notice and look. She always talks to me about nonsense and literally every time I glance in her direction, she smiles as if I am purposely looking for her. It's really becoming a pain. Somehow, no matter what time I am at the gym, she is usually there. Other's have complained similarly too. She is nice but it's really taking away from my work out when I have to find ways to avoid her.

I can think of something you can add to your bucket list...[emoji846]

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rmtt · Jan 31, 2018

GILF????

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rmtt · Jan 31, 2018

rmtt said:
GILF????

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Better not increase your test dose while she's doing this. You know how that stuff affects things. When I increase mine....I start noticing women that I wouldn't normally even turn my head to look at.

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LK3 · Jan 31, 2018

rmtt said:
Better not increase your test dose while she's doing this. You know how that stuff affects things. When I increase mine....I start noticing women that I wouldn't normally even turn my head to look at.

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hormones/pheromones

no joke!
some crazy shit if you pay attention

we truly are basic animals. lol

nothuman · Jan 31, 2018

thethinker48 said:
I can think of something you can add to your bucket list...[emoji846]

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rmtt said:
GILF????

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Disgutingggg

Marvin Martian · Jan 31, 2018

Man I woke up this morning and I stretched - looked in the mirror and said "DAAAAMMM - I feel a lot more like I do now than I did then!!!!"

Smack · Feb 1, 2018

Marvin Martian said:
Man I woke up this morning and I stretched - looked in the mirror and said "DAAAAMMM - I feel a lot more like I do now than I did then!!!!"

Uhhh what??

Smack · Feb 4, 2018

A couple people sent me cakes/cup cakes for my birthday... If you know me well enough to send me something for my birthday, you should know me well enough NOT to send me cakes/cupcakes.

Send me a birthday steak if anything.

thethinker48 · Feb 4, 2018

Smack said:
A couple people sent me cakes/cup cakes for my birthday... If you know me well enough to send me something for my birthday, you should know me well enough NOT to send me cakes/cupcakes.

Send me a birthday steak if anything.

I would be legitimately be happy if someone sent me a few lbs of top sirloin as a birthday gift.

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nothuman · Feb 4, 2018

Smack said:
A couple people sent me cakes/cup cakes for my birthday... If you know me well enough to send me something for my birthday, you should know me well enough NOT to send me cakes/cupcakes.

Send me a birthday steak if anything.

I take a lot of shit for refusing to eat sugar. Then people assume that means I only eat plain chicken all the time.

Marvin Martian · Feb 4, 2018

Smack said:
A couple people sent me cakes/cup cakes for my birthday... If you know me well enough to send me something for my birthday, you should know me well enough NOT to send me cakes/cupcakes.

Send me a birthday steak if anything.

Send me those cupcakes and I will make sure they are destroyed.

Marvin Martian · Feb 4, 2018

Smack said:
Uhhh what??

It’s some deep shit man - ask techno or LS - they are riding my wave.

Or just toke a J and let it marinate in your grey matter. Your “a-ha” moment will come. (And no - I don’t mean Take On Me)

thethinker48 · Feb 4, 2018

nothuman said:
I take a lot of shit for refusing to eat sugar. Then people assume that means I only eat plain chicken all the time.

I remember sitting in the lobby of my gym drinking grape juice post workout, and the old guy who knew me in there came up to me shocked that I was drinking so much grape juice.

"It's all going to go your tummy you know"

"Mhmm"

Marvin Martian · Feb 4, 2018

thethinker48 said:
I remember sitting in the lobby of my gym drinking grape juice post workout, and the old guy who knew me in there came up to me shocked that I was drinking so much grape juice.

"It's all going to go your tummy you know"

"Mhmm"

You should have strangled him and right before the lifeforce left his corpse whispered “this is for using the word tummy”

thethinker48 · Feb 4, 2018

Marvin Martian said:
You should have strangled him and right before the lifeforce left his corpse whispered “this is for using the word tummy”

LOL

He's a nice guy. Always in there doing physical therapy.

As much as the bodybuilder side of me gets annoyed at this stuff. Most people mean well I think; they just don't know what they are talking about.

People talk just to talk these days. I got family members who say stupid shit like

"Gee, your face changed so much since you started working out. That can't be healthy"

My face changed because I went from being 15 to being in my 20s ya dipshit.

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concreter · Feb 4, 2018

Like My Aunt, who was lookin at all my veins telling me I better go get those checked out!

Marvin Martian · Feb 4, 2018

concreter said:
Like My Aunt, who was lookin at all my veins telling me I better go get those checked out!

If you really want to freak her out just say “oh auntie - there is nothing to worry about. I did that on purpose. I’ve been wanting to try heroin and all the junkies I’ve been hanging out with are always saying they can’t find veins. You know how competitive I am - I want to be the best damn junkie ever!!”