Pro Muscle Daily Thoughts

[GreenEarth]

A couple people sent me cakes/cup cakes for my birthday... If you know me well enough to send me something for my birthday, you should know me well enough NOT to send me cakes/cupcakes.

Send me a birthday steak if anything.

And then you're stuck in that awkward position where you want to be appreciative because someone thought of you and tried doing something nice, but simultaneously there's that asshole part of you that just wants to say to them "what the hell am I supposed to do with these???"

When in doubt...Post-Workout

 

[Marvin Martian]

I will never drink another Bud Light due to those commercials.

They did get old quick. My wife gets Legit irritated when she hears that. So of course I turn the volume up when she is around and one comes on.

 

[nothuman]

I will never drink another Bud Light due to those commercials.

Of course everyone found them amusing at a superbowl party last night and kept saying it whenever there was a beer toast :banghead:

 

[juggy38]

This one is for little slice....

Those women who are single mothers and snap picks of their kids and dogs 24/7. Then they hashtag shit like #strongmom #dontneednoman

When in truth, you got knocked up in HS, your parents pay your car bill, every weekend they watch your kid, your a shitty hairdresser, and your poor ex has to send you $460 a month.

Acting like your a superhero or some shit

 

[Marvin Martian]

This one is for little slice....

Those women who are single mothers and snap picks of their kids and dogs 24/7. Then they hashtag shit like #strongmom #dontneednoman

When in truth, you got knocked up in HS, your parents pay your car bill, every weekend they watch your kid, your a shitty hairdresser, and your poor ex has to send you $460 a month.

Acting like your a superhero or some shit

If he only has to pay $460/ month he is one LUCKY mofo!!

 

[little slice]

This one is for little slice....

Those women who are single mothers and snap picks of their kids and dogs 24/7. Then they hashtag shit like #strongmom #dontneednoman

When in truth, you got knocked up in HS, your parents pay your car bill, every weekend they watch your kid, your a shitty hairdresser, and your poor ex has to send you $460 a month.

Acting like your a superhero or some shit

many just live off the taxpayer... while still claiming to be 'strong and independent'... of course


women are a net drain on the system.


they pay FAR less in taxes compared to the cost of benefits that they receive.

whereas the inverse is true for men

and now, with alimony becoming non tax-deductible to the man, women will be able to have 2 tax-free streams of income (child support and alimony).


we live in a consumer economy


men save, women spend.


when you understand this, it all starts to make sense.

 

[johnjuanb1]

Like My Aunt, who was lookin at all my veins telling me I better go get those checked out!

Bahahaha kids ask me, why do you have those?

 

[thethinker48]

Guy at gym:

"You can't look like Arnold without steroids...no way mann"

*Me in my head*

"You won't look like him even with them"

I wonder what regular folks think about gear...take them and you'll flip tanks in a few weeks

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[Bobby Light]

Guy at gym:

"You can't look like Arnold without steroids...no way mann"

*Me in my head*

"You won't look like him even with them"

I wonder what regular folks think about gear...take them and you'll flip tanks in a few weeks

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The funny thing about gear is that the average person has such a warped view of what it actually is/does that they think to take steroids you have to be an evil, horrible person. When people I work with get to know me they'll literally say things like "no way you take steroids, you're way too nice and don't have roid rage." lol fine by me the less questions I get on the topic the better. Also yes the average person thinks you will become an absolute monster after one injection.

 

[tren_plz]

If you take steroids they just hand you a gold medal.

 

[LK3]

The funny thing about gear is that the average person has such a warped view of what it actually is/does that they think to take steroids you have to be an evil, horrible person. When people I work with get to know me they'll literally say things like "no way you take steroids, you're way too nice and don't have roid rage." lol fine by me the less questions I get on the topic the better. Also yes the average person thinks you will become an absolute monster after one injection.

i kind of laugh at ppl here and regular ppl in terms of what they "think" "drugs do". lol

to the uninitiated steroids = insta muscle! inject and sudenly
after year and years of doing that we all know its far from the truth!

for steroids to "work" you have to "work"
train harder, diet harder live with intent, direction, goal!

imagine the potential "other" things hold if applied with the same sort of diligence and insight!:headbang::headbang::headbang:

that is my pm thought for the day!

 

[nothuman]

Guy at gym:

"You can't look like Arnold without steroids...no way mann"

*Me in my head*

"You won't look like him even with them"

I wonder what regular folks think about gear...take them and you'll flip tanks in a few weeks

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The funny thing about gear is that the average person has such a warped view of what it actually is/does that they think to take steroids you have to be an evil, horrible person. When people I work with get to know me they'll literally say things like "no way you take steroids, you're way too nice and don't have roid rage." lol fine by me the less questions I get on the topic the better. Also yes the average person thinks you will become an absolute monster after one injection.

If you take steroids they just hand you a gold medal.

I was having a nice day until I read these posts and now I'm angry at the world

 

[devenidas]

Whats the difference between Britain and America ...

Smoke a fag :-

Smoke a cigarette (British)

Kill a Homosexual (American)

I am Chef Trenbolone and that's your daily thought of the day to brighten your mother fucking lovely day.

Let's keep it positive sluts [emoji123][emoji123]





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[thethinker48]

Whats the difference between Britain and America ...

Smoke a fag :-

Smoke a cigarette (British)

Kill a Homosexual (American)

I am Chef Trenbolone and that's your daily thought of the day to brighten your mother fucking lovely day.

Let's keep it positive sluts [emoji123][emoji123]





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Dev pls!

America is a place of tolerance and peace.

Look at little slice; ever see him make misogynistic comments? Never has that man made fun of the poor, or bullied newbies on PED questions!





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[little slice]

Whats the difference between Britain and America ...

the degree of pathological altruism

 

[little slice]

living the dream

 

[bg091593]

living the dream

TFW for your cell phone? As in trac phone? I had that when I was a kid before my dad got a job... I thought you were a CPA?

 

[devenidas]

edit forgot to quote

 

[devenidas]

living the dream

fuck now thats really bad. I feel bad for you slice truly for the first time ever. Sorry man.

Get your fat bitch of a girlfriend to get off the phone and clean the fucking mess in the house! [emoji109][emoji109]


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[little slice]

that's my wife







I would leave her, but then men with guns would kidnap me and throw me in a cage (with impunity) if I refused to continue working 12 hours a day to 'keep her in a lifestyle to which she is accustomed'... which is basically lying around, eating snacks, and spending all my money on more snacks.