What do women say about your shrunken balls? (Srs)

[Prada]

Im kind of lucky because I have somewhat big balls, so when the shrink they look like on the lower side of average. So never had anyone say anything.
Then again it takes a lot of "balls" for a girl to question your balls size.
:star-w:rs

 

[bucknaked]

A chick mentioned this to me last night and I just wanted the ground to swallow me whole. I do not tell anyone I use aas in real life so this was a real awkward scenario. This is the first time this has ever happened to me but if it does again I need to have a decent response. And yes, I am using HCG.

Hey, small potatoes make the steak look bigger!!! I have a similar issue so I came up with this to be able to laugh about it... Next time tell her you had a nut reduction procedure done to keep from sitting on them all the time. It seems to work for me anyway

 

[loot]

Women don't care about balls. All I ever hear about it, even on the radio.

 

[VNV]

Hey, how big is your banana ?

The banana's enough that I don't need to fret about the size of the raisins.

 

[Marvin Martian]

"They are so cute!!"

 

[Marvin Martian]

Just ask her how many sets has she seen?? That will shut her up! Lol

 

[TrojanBB]

I dont even remember what they used to look like. I dont think mine really ever shrunk though?? Whatever, no one notices, my gf doesnt notice or care. They are just balls....they were never good looking to begin with. My testicle size probably crosses my mind twice a year at most.

 

[need4tren]

mine didnt shrink for the longest time, and a good long run and dose of tren to shrink em, for the first couple years of cycling i didnt notice anything, then when i started to stay on year round not using any hcg, at around the 8th month of being on tren 200-300mg a day they shrunk and boy did they shrink. my gf at the time how my balls got so small, from that point on i was aware of it. then came another problem if i didnt relieve myself my balls would start aching, bad. till i relieved myself a few times, problem solved lol.

if a chick ask u that just start throat fucking her, shell shut up real fast. or in the middle of the night shove ur dick in her mouth... warning that only works 80% of the time and only on one night stands. DO NOT DO THIS TO UR GF.

i speak from experience fellas

 

[johnjuanb1]

They say, YEA!!!! I CAN PUT THEM BOTH IN MY MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME! WHOO HOO! YIPPIE! I'M FUCKING GOING TO DISNEYLAND! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN STUFF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS IN MY ASSHOLE TOO! PARTY!!! PARTY!!! WHOOP WHOOP.....

 

[Marvin Martian]

They say, YEA!!!! I CAN PUT THEM BOTH IN MY MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME! WHOO HOO! YIPPIE! I'M FUCKING GOING TO DISNEYLAND! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN STUFF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS IN MY ASSHOLE TOO! PARTY!!! PARTY!!! WHOOP WHOOP.....

Now THAT is a "glass half full" positive female attitude !!

 

[rtn]

Some pretty funny responses. On a more serious note, I've been on gear consistently for the last 2 years and my balls are pretty much the same size, just more hair down there...lol!

The one thing I've noticed though is that my loads aren't as big as they used to be.... But I don't mind because it still feels the same when I shoot

What do you call a load when it's so small it's no longer a load? Do you call it a dabble? When "shoot" is no longer accurate do you call it a dribble? "Oh Oh honey I'm going to dribble my dabble." Can you still call it "coming" when there is little evidence you "came"? "Where did it go"? "I don't know." "It has to be here somewhere."

 

[PitbullTank]

at around the 8th month of being on tren 200-300mg a day they shrunk and boy did they shrink.

1400-2100mgs of tren a week???? waaaaattt?!? lolll

 

[pimpman]

Well im your typical man whore.i been with plenty of fish.i mean woman in my single years and I have to agree they really don't care about balls.

All I ever heard them say is give me that huge dick or im ride that dick,im suck that dick.never heard balls talking.....I don't think they care about the balls,dick,pussy 3som


To the OP bro if she was that close to it and said that .she was just bored and was making up conversation jk

 

[MightyJohn]

I've never herd of such a thing even when I worked on pornsets

 

[dabit3]

After over 10 years of cycling, I've never had that problem.

 

[pesty4077]

If a girl is commenting on your balls being small, then you penis must be really small and she over looked it.

 

[Big D84]

If a girl is commenting on your balls being small, then you penis must be really small and she over looked it.

Damn you guys are cracking me up

 

[raw33man]

I'm not gonna lie, my jeans fit better with smaller ballz

 

[msnglink1153]

my girl likes my balls small and tight rather than a set of hairy apples smacking her in the back of her ass, lol

 

[emeric delczeg]

its hard for chicks to say anything when my big fat dick is in their mouth.

Also is not nice to talk with mouth fool (Table-manners)