LOL
1. when your cardio time exceeds your lifting time overall.
2. your the only one in the gym sweating, cause the rest are dressed in string tanks, spandex, and under armour gear.
3. you are the only one in the gym without tons of tatoos.
4. Your the only one in the gym drinking plain water vs pre intra post poo poo work out commercial powders purchased at bb.com.
4. you work out at planet fatness.
5. you sometime miss work out windows because your warm up time and procedure will exceed the time you have to lift weights.
6. your playlist is from the 70's 80's and 90's.
7. You haven't seen an IM injection in years, and dread taking those little sub q shot with slin pins.
8. GH and insulin are your enemies and not your friend.
9. Oral is a word that refers to sex only.
10. You have a theracane, cupping set, multiple foam rollers, and tons of creams and ointments like sweet sweat and kwong loong oil.
11. you gave up shaving bodyhair a long time ago.
12 you wear sunscreen and a hat in the summmer, and sunbathing is a foreign word.
13. Your shoulders back neck knees elbows wrists pop like cracker jacks!
14. you do more machines than free weight exercises.
15. you found your T-michael shirts from 1995 and decide to rock them in the gym.
16. you still own 3 pairs of "hotskins" and rock them round the house sometimes.
More like when 135Lbs feels heavy on the bench.
1. When getting out of bed in the morning sounds like a kid eating Rice Krispies
2. When it takes 5 minutes to take piss and you have to wait after just alto make sure theres no “dribble”
I have so many more - but am having a hard time remembering - . See what I did there??? Pretty witty huh??
Please someone fckn quote me and laugh. I am turning into my dad with the jokes and having to always say “get it?” after....
I really wonder more each day why my hot ass wife digs me... But there is that Martian penis thing. Ya know what they say about Martian men’s cawks...
lol there u go whatever makes u happy
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Martin u seen my post in genos thread to your post mate
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-. How about when you remember JJ Insane One???
- you got “Paperbol” from RediCat?
- you remember the source Sorra Butta Cheecko. SBC
- remember Anabol Direct - I think that was his name?
And the price lists that were sent on a single sheet of paper that was folded 2 or 3 times and stapled or taped shut.When there weren't any internet forums, and you would order your gear from an ad on the back page of musclemag international