BLUE BALLS

[method2madness]

So yesterday I'm at the gym training my least favorite bodyparts, hams and delts. Suffice it to say I was not thrilled to train them but like any good bodybuilder does, you train everything with equal intensity. I finished much earlier than I thought I would (not sure why). I decided to throw in bi's and tri's for shits and giggles and I had just warmed them when my wife who is my ride that day text me to say that she's here with the 2 kids and it's time to go because they're driving her crazy. I had to stop just when I was getting to the good part :banghead: Anyone else had this happen?

 

[Warhammer1]

yes sir...that might just be the most frustrating thing....other than actual blue balls lol.

 

[b_cornelius]

Wait are you talking about sex? Or is this some sort of analogy for a good story?

The other day we were in the weight room. I was right between the highs and lows, then suddenly we hear somthin' like a bomb went off. Next the stench cam rollin' in. We all cleared out. Somebody called 911 cause they thought it was a terrorist attack. My buddy's face was red with embarrassment. Turns out it was just massive gas, all natty methane and sulfur. So I turn to my dude and told him that we better check his pants, everyone chuckled.

Needless to say we weren't allowed back in for the rest of the day. The fire department came and had to clear the area. Just F'n great, another day where my calves are neglected. Don't ya hate it?

 

[neverenuff21]

:naughty: Hate when the first post happens, love when the second one does, lol

 

[little slice]

So yesterday I'm at the gym training my least favorite bodyparts, hams and delts. Suffice it to say I was not thrilled to train them but like any good bodybuilder does, you train everything with equal intensity. I finished much earlier than I thought I would (not sure why). I decided to throw in bi's and tri's for shits and giggles and I had just warmed them when my wife who is my ride that day text me to say that she's here with the 2 kids and it's time to go because they're driving her crazy. I had to stop just when I was getting to the good part :banghead: Anyone else had this happen?

are u still talking about lifting?

 

[MooseKnuckles]

So yesterday I'm at the gym training my least favorite bodyparts, hams and delts. Suffice it to say I was not thrilled to train them but like any good bodybuilder does, you train everything with equal intensity. I finished much earlier than I thought I would (not sure why). I decided to throw in bi's and tri's for shits and giggles and I had just warmed them when my wife who is my ride that day text me to say that she's here with the 2 kids and it's time to go because they're driving her crazy. I had to stop just when I was getting to the good part :banghead: Anyone else had this happen?

Can't say it has ever happened to me, I drive myself to the gym.

 

[method2madness]

are u still talking about lifting?

This was not an analogy. I was actually talking about the gym.

 

[Flexpack215]

Lol haven't heard of it put in this sense before but yes I think everyone has had their gym distractions take them out of their best set at one point or another. Most of the time by some regular coming to talk about how big your muscles are.
I think you should title this "blue biceps"
[emoji41]

 

[method2madness]

Lol haven't heard of it put in this sense before but yes I think everyone has had their gym distractions take them out of their best set at one point or another. Most of the time by some regular coming to talk about how big your muscles are.
I think you should title this "blue biceps"
[emoji41]

Blue biceps, NICE

 

[Ashop]

yes sir...that might just be the most frustrating thing....other than actual blue balls lol.

Well said

 

[nathenking]

haha love this

 

[swolepanda]

Lost a pump when strangers decide to start talking to me and I decide to be nice meanwhile the clock is ticking in my head and I can feel it slipping away..