Just got a little piece off a 22 yr old with a small waist and big ass. I just got out a long relationship and I am sitting here with my protein shake and a ramen soup living it up... Look out HO's i am on the prowl...
Due to the overwhelming embarassment my wife felt over me posting that I don't get any, she put out last night! It was the best 17 seconds I've had in weeks. Nap time.