Chuck Norris

[terryd5150]

Google this:


"find chuck norris"


Then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.


Answer you will get:

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."


Funny, but true. Try it.

 

[jesse7159]

Google this:


"find chuck norris"


Then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.


Answer you will get:

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."


Funny, but true. Try it.

lol it also says:

Suggestions:

-Run before he finds you.
-Try a different person

funny shit

 

[tomsawyer]

Hillarious!

 

[oldfella]

BRO, BE CAREFUL. I think you're already dead!!LOL.

 

[Hellbilly]

Phil Heath said recently that his secret to getting so much bigger and better wasn't genetics and conventional gear. He has been taking 3IU's of Chuck Norris sweat everyday instead.

 

[TONE]

Phil Heath said recently that his secret to getting so much bigger and better wasn't genetics and conventional gear. He has been taking 3IU's of Chuck Norris sweat everyday instead.

lol

This Chuck Norris shit cracks me up. There are entire websites dedicated to it.

 

[Pekkerwood]

Caveat: "I state for the record Chuck Norris could kick my ass raggedy while returning phone calls"

With that said however, back in the mid eighties when he was a huge star as well, he came into my gym to work out. I saw the frail, tiny man, and thought this dude looks like Chuck Norris only smaller. When you are used to seeing people on an eighty foot movie screen shot from the proper angles in shoes with lifts, you can get a whole different perception of their size.

I was extremely dissappointed because to me he was bigger than life.

B4 the flames start I will refer you to my opening comment above.

Pekkerwood

 

[mrsoul]

CANCER IS SEARCHING FOR A CURE TO CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[SVFootball]

chuck norris's tears cure AIDS, unfortunately he's never cried

when chuck norris does a push-up, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down

i could go on for days

 

[Ashop]

BRO, BE CAREFUL. I think you're already dead!!LOL.

Yeah,,,Chucks a bad dude!

 

[Bloodyshins]

He will do you like he did everyone in Invasion USA.
Straight up double mac-10s..or was it uzi's rollin in a mini truck.

 

[bpm1]

he is one cool cat, he's one of my hero's for sure

 

[flexmaster]

CANCER IS SEARCHING FOR A CURE TO CHUCK NORRIS.

when chuck norris does a push-up, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down

these 2 have me laughing so hard im crying!

 

[LEX]

About 50 years ago a russian sceintist embarked on the journey of trying to discover the true age of Chuck Norris. He eventually found what some enertained as the truth, sadly upon discovering this "truth" he was mysteriously, simiutaniously and immediatly blind, deaf, mute and paralyzed. One can only seriuosly deduce that the "truth" he was searching for is so powerfull that our minds aren't evolved enuff to handle the magnitue of such information. Perhaps one day. Chuck Norris swiftly killed the professor out of a rarely seen moment of mercy, his head was ripped off and burried seperatly from his body.

 

[Bloodyshins]

another favorite

Chuck Norris once punched a horse...and the giraff was born.