DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS!!!!

[Maverick]

I saw this over on another site and I thought it was hilarious. Thought I would post it to see what the ladies of promuscle say.


Maverick



DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous .................Slept with everyone
Athletic.......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathologic al liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun...........................................Anno ying
New-Age....... ......Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........ ...............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous.... ................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

 

[Vander_V]

I saw this over on another site and I thought it was hilarious. Thought I would post it to see what the ladies of promuscle say.


Maverick



DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous .................Slept with everyone
Athletic.......................................No tits
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathologic al liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun...........................................Anno ying
New-Age....... ......Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........ ...............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate................................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous.... ................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

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