Funny joke

[Ryce]

(Disclaimer)** found this on outlaw. For those of you who dont go there I though this was pretty funny***




I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he
did not bat an eye in his response,

'Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

 

[Tyrone]

Haha! I've heard that one before...not sure where but it's funny when you picture it... and just that the dad says it without hesitation

 

[rAJJIN]

Haha! I've heard that one before...not sure where but it's funny when you picture it... and just that the dad says it without hesitation

Yea Tyrone the No hesitation means he realy WAS already thinking that

 

[Deepsea]

That's pretty funny...