FUNNY JOKE

[PHIL HERNON]

WHAT DID THE DYSLEXIC ATHIEST DO ON HIS DAY OFF? LAID AROUND WONDERING IF THERE REALLY WAS SUCH A THING AS A DOG.

 

[Dog-Slime]

Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico?



They don't want to wear the donkey out.

 

[Ironmanpits]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection??????

A quarter pounder with cheese!

 

[alecaf]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection??????

A quarter pounder with cheese!

Thats the grossest ting ive ever heard. wow

 

[6.8SPC]

Speaking of Atheists...

Has anyone heard of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It was an atheist response to 'intelligent design' being taught in schools.

 

[xXxadrenaline]

Why do nurse make bad lovers.... They wait for the swelling to go down!!

This one will win you friends with all the ladies:

How many Pollocks does it take to clean a toilet?

None... It's womans work!

 

[GoneForever]

Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?................














............ A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

Im going to hell......

Whats the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why does Hellen Keller play the piano with one hand? She has to sing with the other.

Why did Hellen Kellers dog run away? You would run away too if your name was uuaagghhhhhh

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza....pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in the oven (im really going to hell)

Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob? You know shell swallow

Why are black guys so tall? Their negros (knee-grows...haha bad joke)

How does every black joke begin? *looks over shoulder*

White jokes? *see almost every standup comedy act of the last century haha*

 

[comradebillyboy]

Q How many real men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A None, the bitch should have it open when she brings it to you.

 

[HSBulker]

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

 

[JETHRO TULL]

This is one the my students told me.

A white woman went to the bar on the reservation, she picked out a tall goodlooking native american fella and took him home.

She then stripped off her clothes, flopped on the bed, bare-assed naked and said, "Okay, do what you Indians do best!"

So he beat her up and stole her VCR.



Keep in mind the kids I teach are Native American. They are totally a bunch of hilarious people with an irreverant sense of humor. I have a lot of fun at school.

 

[GoneForever]

Whats Hellen Keller's favorite color?...........Corduroy

Whats the diff between a black man and a pizza?.....

A pizza can feed a family of 4

 

[fat albert]

thats the kinda joke my dad tells.......hahahaha

Kinda like the DYSLEXIC that sold his soul to SANTA. hahahaha

 

[michelin]

A dyslexic robber walks into a bank and shouts " Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up !! "

 

[Delcoda]

A white woman went to the bar on the reservation, she picked out a tall goodlooking native american fella and took him home.

She then stripped off her clothes, flopped on the bed, bare-assed naked and said, "Okay, do what you Indians do best!"

So he beat her up and stole her VCR.QUOTE]


That's hilarious!

 

[Ironmanpits]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[TooPowerful4u]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[Beta]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection??????

A quarter pounder with cheese!

that is my favorite joke...my second favorite is:

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he was?





Christopher Walken!

 

[RINO]

A dyslexic robber walks into a bank and shouts " Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up !! "

 

[HSBulker]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

LOLLLLL!!!