funny responses

[tkav1980]

we all get asked some dumb or repetitive questions about bodybuilding. like the how do i get big, i just want to lose weight around my stomach, all i wanna do is have big arms....the list goes on. well once in a while i get into a mood and give some off the wall response, that some people dont realize is a joke. im sure this happens to all of you and i want to hear about it.

 

[thebrick]

When people ask me what can they do to look like me… I say workout for 30 years (smiling). That's usually pretty much the end of that conversation.

 

[Ashop]

Ive always liked the one,,,,' you know i dont want to get too big'

 

[alecaf]

Question: "yo help me get a routine, but keep in mind i dont want to get too big"

Response: "Believe me, you wont!"

 

[tkav1980]

at work today by one of my waiters: " what can i eat if i want to lose weight."

my response: "well it wont include that 3rd piece of cheese cake your eating."

he was really eating his third piece of cheese cake.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

This happened to me the other day..no kidding.

There is this male secretary at our school. He's tall and you can tell he likes being a big guy. Since I am fairly stocky he always makes a point of telling me about his workouts. Always.

So the other day he says loudly in front of the other female secretary "Hey, Jethro I've gained 11 pounds of muscle and lost 17 pounds of fat in the last three months." "Is that good?"

As he was asking this the guy casually put both arms behind his head and leaned back in his chair....the biggest thing on him being his bulging waistline. I literally couldn't help but notice the buttons nearly popping threads! It was as difficult to ignore as the self-satisfied look he had on his face.

I remained calm and told him that is was very, very good. That, in fact most professional bodybuilders would be happy with a five pound gain over a years time. I further explained that he probably had more naturally occuring testosteron than the average male, including myself, and that no doubt was the reason for his outstanding progress. He seemed to fully accept this explanation.

I have thought it about that guy and laughed for the last three days. It amazes the hell out of me.

 

[phoenix13]

My short and simple reply when someone asks in a flippant manner is "be willing to suffer." If most people who claim they want to change could get it through their heads that it requires real effort over a considerable amount of time with sacrifices having to be made, there would be more people succeeding at this, maybe.