Funny!

[PHIL HERNON]

> > > 60 above zero:
>> > Floridians turn on the heat.
>> > People in Upstate New York plant gardens.
>> >
>> > 50 above zero:
>> > Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>> > People in Watertown sunbathe.
>> >
>> > 40 above zero:
>> > Italian & English cars won't start.
>> > People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.
>> >
>> > 32 above zero:
>> > Distilled water freezes.
>> > The water in Saranac Lake gets thicker.
>> >
>> > 20 above zero:
>> > Floridians don coats, thermal
>> > underwear, gloves, wool hats.
>> > People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.
>> >
>> > 15 above zero:
>> > New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
>> > People in Lake Placid have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>> >
>> > Zero:
>> > People in Miami all die.
>> > People in Pulaski close the windows.
>> >
>> > 10 below zero:
>> > Californians fly away to Mexico
>> > People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
>> >
>> > 25 below zero:
>> > Hollywood disintegrates.
>> > The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to
>>door.
>> >
>> > 40 below zero:
>> > Washington DC runs out of hot air.
>> > People in Carthage let the dogs sleep indoors.
>> >
>> > 100 below zero:
>> > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>> > Folks in Potsdam get upset because they can't start the
>>Mini-Van.
>> >
>> > 460 below zero:
>> > ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
>> > People in Upstate New York start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
>> >
>> > 500 below zero:
>> > Hell freezes over.
>> > Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late

 

[thebrick]

good one!

 

[K1]

LMAO...Funny shit bro

 

[Putin]

You're saying like New York is a cold state or something. New York gets a lot of snow but Minnesota is the coldest ranking state in the US That's where I live.

45F above I put on my shorts and t-shirt.

 

[Kaiser]

15 Degrees Above Zero the Phil Hernon Signature Penis Pump seizes and gets frozen to your ballz.

 

[oldfella]

And at 501 below zero liquid Beef Aminos turn into ice and they last longer in your drink!

 

[Kahn]

15 Degrees Above Zero the Phil Hernon Signature Penis Pump seizes and gets frozen to your ballz.

BUT IT STILL WORKS!!!!

 

[Kahn]

Michigan is the same way. When it hits 40 the winter coats are gone and its all good from here. 40 in October sucks, 40 in March and we're busting out the summer projects to start working on them. CBR600 in my quad this yr and my GTO.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

15 Degrees Above Zero the Phil Hernon Signature Penis Pump seizes and gets frozen to your ballz.

LMFAO!

 

[BrooklynBB]

That shit is very true about Floridians. A friend of mine came up here from Florida last summer and it was around 70 degrees out and he's wearing a jacket, fully zipped saying, "Damn, it's cold."

 

[haze324]

growing up in S. FL when I was a kid if it was below 50degrees my mom wouldn't send us to school!!!!!!