LATS,
Before you get the idea of having your daughter get into a thong and dance to Britney Spears for your present I want to offer my services. I will even strip to your favorite 80's song.."When you wanna come" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood!
diet?? oh yeah, the diet .. thanks guys..i am a old bastard now.. i was trying to grow out my goatee and i realized that the s.o.b. has grey in it.. oh well, looking forward to the masters...lol.. as for you trulyhuge.. if i were a gay man, you would still be safe..like i would want your "bloated up like a tick" ass shaking your money maker in my face.. shit would turn a gay man straight...