TOO OLD FOR SPRING BREAK

[Vander_V]

Well heres my deal i got this great group of 12 old highsool buddy and we are still to this day extremely close sometimes they act as if its still 1995 and were heading out for our spring break lol and thats cool but to actually do it is another thing , i recently received a phone call and it wasan old cancun vet friend of mine , he said CUUUUN i said excuse me lol he then said CUUUUUn yEAAAAA you in or out , i said in return is this a fucking joke , he said get ready bitch , i was laughing my ass off im like do u realize your NOT 21 anymore and you guys are butt fucking white all hairy and have huge beer guts ahahaha im like omg we cant go to cANCUN plus were way to old , all i kept hearing was CUUUUUUN and then he hung up it was hilarious i sat there and thought about what had just happned and something inside me said maybe 1 last time ahahaha then i said wtf am i thinking id get ruined in cANCUn i cant possibly hang like i used to and drinking am and pm i just dont think im capible of that kind of shit anymore , now its been 4 days and i have about 3 days to make up my mind before i prolly get cut form the CUN list but gad dammit something inside me is interested in this idea maybe its becasue i lost the hot body competition in 95 and need to redeem myself LMAO totally kidding , but then why am i contemplating this , danm my friends are BASTADS for doing this to me .

any help words of wisdom for a beat up old spring breaker ? i guess what im asking is when is too old?

 

[mike man]

Go for it.

You'll only know for sure if you're too old if you go check it out for yourself bro. There's still some single mature women (think divorced) that get together with thier girlfriends and make the cheap trip to cancun.
They want to make sure thier still attractive to the younger boys, but wouldn't be able to put up with more than a one night stand.
Let me know how it goes.

 

[xcelbeyond]

i guess what im asking is when is too old?

Only when it goes limp forever - won't never stand at attention

 

[Jarconis]

whats that bowling for soup song... 1995??? or something...

 

[BigBoyJ]

Just because you go to Cancun doesn't mean you have to drink all day and night, or make a jack ass of yourself. You can go, stay sober and still have a hell of a time. You can still hook up with the women if you want and this time you'll even remember them. I'd say go, man. Why not? I know you're the one always talking about enjoying the fruits of life and I know that you can do that without alcohol. Even if everyone around you gets shit faced, so what? It doesn't mean you have to. Hell, I've never been a drinker, but most of my friends always were. It never slowed me down at all. I had just as much fun without the regret the next day.

Go for it, Vander. Of course if that kind of shit just doesn't interest you anymore, that's different. But if you think you might have fun...go.

And hell no, you're not too old. Age is in your mind. If you want to party in Cancun 'til you're 80, who is to say you can't?

 

[IRON37]

just remember you only live once.......do what you can with those close to you while you still can. Thats all up to you tho of course (hell Id go to Cancun without thinkin twice )

 

[REA]

LOL V!!! just gooooo..you know you want to soo bad, remeber all those 'good times" stories you told me about? why not make some new ones?!?

 

[Crowler]

Back two or three girlfriends ago I was introduced to some friends of a friend. They were VERY well off old (50 ++) white guys with MAJOR beer guts just about bald etc etc. Well it was labor day weekend and they own 2 beach front condos and about 20 of us were invited to spend the 3 days there. Each of these two guys had a 20 something girlfriend who were smoking hot.

These old fuckers ended up out drinking, fucking and partying all of us 'young' guys.

So I guess it depends upon the person if you are too old or not.

Then again after the week end I found out they both were major coke and viargra users so I didn't feel too bad

 

[hardcoremuscle]

Your not old bro check it out and have some fun!!! Sh*t its just a vacation and the perfect place to show off your bod and have some fun.

 

[Mr Pickles]

when you're 87 you'll regret NOT going... not for drinking too many beers one week of your life in your twenties

GO FOR IT NANCY PANTS

 

[Vander_V]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U GO TO CANCUN

while having sex on the beach i gazed up and realized a rather small mexican kid was stealing clothes i sprung onto my feet and chased the son of a bitch down the beach , this fucking kid was inhuman he zig zagged left right left right until i almsot puked from all the alchohol and shit lol as if he knew what to do , i then looked back and saw the girl i was with was gone , i was in serious trouble i was in mexico butt fucking naked all alone i was shitting myself scared to get busted and thrown in the slamma but also had to get back into my hotel room ,,, i then saw an american girl i said plz help me plz , she said are u joking i said plz do it for our country she laughed and then proceeded to take off her shirt and hand it to me , she was then in her bra , i tied the shirt around me like a skirt .

and then the unthinkable happened ,,,,,, well yes i ended up banging her to LOL the funniest thing about the entire thing was she didnt even ask me what happened LMAO

oh and get this 1 yr later the same shit happened to my boy but he caught the kid and punched him in the head cause he wouldnt let go of his clothes LOL
BY THE WAY I WAS LIKE 22 AT TE TIME

 

[TooPowerful4u]

Just because you go to Cancun doesn't mean you have to drink all day and night, or make a jack ass of yourself. You can go, stay sober and still have a hell of a time.

You obviously dont know Vander LOL.

But to answer ur question, yes ur too old haha

 

[bigcmonster]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U GO TO CANCUN

while having sex on the beach i gazed up and realized a rather small mexican kid was stealing clothes i sprung onto my feet and chased the son of a bitch down the beach , this fucking kid was inhuman he zig zagged left right left right until i almsot puked from all the alchohol and shit lol as if he knew what to do

Too Funny!

 

[Mr.Huge]

that story was great!

Go bone some woman on the beach and get your shit jacked allover again! Oh yeah and win that hot bod contest too...lol


Naw for real though what the hell JUST DO IT!!

Mr.Huge

 

[jerrywear]

V just go,i was reading what what that kid did to you and that was good one.with time our thoughts and priorities changes one way or another.but its does sounds that you do want to go.and Rea sayed the best,just make a new memories.you will remember that just because you going to have fun,you going to relax,and come on,you know this year its going to be a hard iron pumping year,take it,make it lets say a last run before you turn prohave fun,maybe next year you not going to have a chance.think 3 times before you going to say no.

 

[TONE]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U GO TO CANCUN

while having sex on the beach i gazed up and realized a rather small mexican kid was stealing clothes i sprung onto my feet and chased the son of a bitch down the beach , this fucking kid was inhuman he zig zagged left right left right until i almsot puked from all the alchohol and shit lol as if he knew what to do , i then looked back and saw the girl i was with was gone , i was in serious trouble i was in mexico butt fucking naked all alone i was shitting myself scared to get busted and thrown in the slamma but also had to get back into my hotel room ,,, i then saw an american girl i said plz help me plz , she said are u joking i said plz do it for our country she laughed and then proceeded to take off her shirt and hand it to me , she was then in her bra , i tied the shirt around me like a skirt .

and then the unthinkable happened ,,,,,, well yes i ended up banging her to LOL the funniest thing about the entire thing was she didnt even ask me what happened LMAO

oh and get this 1 yr later the same shit happened to my boy but he caught the kid and punched him in the head cause he wouldnt let go of his clothes LOL
BY THE WAY I WAS LIKE 22 AT TE TIME

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

That's conjuring up some old memories.

While I have never been to Cancun myself, I have heard that it's mostly a 18 to 21 year old crowd, which is fine if you are down with young chicks but I don't know if you will be in the same frame of mind that you were at 22.

I myself will probably end up in Rocky Point(shithole I know but we have a tight 13,000sq/ft house on the beach) and I will still end up feeling old and I am 23. Oh well, San Diego sucks and Vegas is kinda gay during spring break.

 

[BigC]

even though im not 21 anymore either, I am still going also for spring break for the first time. very excited.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

VANDER....GO!

IF YOU WERE A SAD DESPERATE FAT SLOB...I'D SAY NO. HELL, IF YOU ARE STILL LOOKING GOOD AT 60, YOU SHOULD GO AND HAVE FUN! A GUY DOESN'T HAVE TO GET SHIT FACED TO HAVE FUN ON THE BEACH WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND GOOD FRIENDS! GEEZ, I AM EXCITED FOR YOU....

 

[massmonster32]

I would say yeah your to old spend your time and money on a nice trip to Europe or something. Something with more class where the people are not gona call you "whats up dog" " My bag etc. I definately did my share of it but why risk arrest, disease, etc. Like living in the past. Well thats just my opinion. Probably not the majority but you asked. MM

 

[totalrecall54]

live it up

enjoy yourself ! if you go.. and it's just not what you thought.... chalk it up to an experience... and know for sure if it comes up again.

i'd stay away from the hair beading booths though....

LOL!
Go for it V !