What's the weirdest/funniest sexual request you have ever heard?

[nothuman]

I came in here prepared to tell all kinds of stories until I realized I don't have any crazy ones. They are mostly just weird places to have sex and hard spanking requests or ass licking and stuff. Dang

 

[flipper2012]

My ex requested several times that I pee inside her while we were fucking. Talk about a task. Shit took a lot of focus and letting myself get half limp. But once I started pissin girl would orgasm like no other. Weird as shit...

 

[asteelz]

Lol well then.. I had somebody offer me 500$ to sniff my private areas after a leg workout..

 

[willdethronephil]

Lol well then.. I had somebody offer me 500$ to sniff my private areas after a leg workout..

what did you spend it on?

 

[willdethronephil]

My ex requested several times that I pee inside her while we were fucking. Talk about a task. Shit took a lot of focus and letting myself get half limp. But once I started pissin girl would orgasm like no other. Weird as shit...

skipped right over this gem the first time... WTF I can't believe this is real life and you actually did this. wow. I knew a girl who was blowing a guy who was really drunk and he decided to take a piss in her mouth... she was mad...

 

[Nabz]

LOL at some stories here.

I had a girlfriend that was into pretty fucked up humiliation, calling her all kinds of name, pulling hair, spanking to the point of leaving my hand print on her ass.
Went to her parents house for supper and before heading down to eat she shows me this butt plug she had up her ass that she was gonna keep in during the whole supper. It actually was pretty hot.

As much fun as she was she was pretty messed up. I still think about her once in a while.

 

[Sir Anabolic]

I hope this thread is ok to post. Not even sure why I am posting it but I figured it could be a funny/interesting topic of discussion.

JJ and Phidias I hope you guys post

Mine is not funny but just a bit sad and very fucked up. I once dated a girl who was stunning and very cute. She would get embarassed when I complimented her etc. I took her out a few times but this put me off and I felt more like trying to help her than date her. Anyway she wanted me to cut her during sex. As in slice her wrists and all over her body. Generally I am willing to push things but that just made me feel sorry for her.

That would turn me off PERMANENTLY. Why not watch the Saw movies while doing it!?

 

[Sir Anabolic]

WTF is with this pissing shit?

 

[OutToLunch]

WTF is with this pissing shit?

Who pisses on their misses

 

[buck]

fisting and anal ........on the first date. kinda makes it difficult to top on future dates with her.

 

[Kendrxck]

One of my ex's loved when I choked the shit out of her, but I liked doing it lmao.

Never did super freaky shit, just daring. Fucking while I'm driving my car was a good one! This girl rode me sideways while on the freeway. Or in stores and stuff like that.

 

[GreenEarth]

You know...I thought I had been with a few crazy/freaky girls. But after this thread, I feel like I've been having strict missionary sex my entire life lol.

I'm overwhelmed by what psychology could facilitate some of these desires/fetishes.

 

[LEX]

been down the chocking road no biggie.
but one time this crazy bitch wanted me to punch her...in the face....I eventually gave in to punching her in the gut....that escalated into will you put on a ski mask tie me up and beat me for my rape fantasy....

 

[get it in ya]

friend of mine is strange. girl he is with likes him to wear her undies and makes him crawl on the floor like a dog with leash on his neck and he licks milk off the floor. not joking, weird shit

 

[Prada]

<raises hand>

I have a few

-There was this one ugly girl that had a fantasy of being driven to work by a guy in the morning and her performing oral. So far not too bad? However she would do it while stuck in traffic.

-There was another girl and she had some weird fetish, she wanted to fuck with me in front of her BF. In fact her BF would be the bitch. Not too bad? It should be mentioned she wanted to treat him like a dog, literally. She had a dog mask and even pics of him in a cage.

-Another that wanted me to just spank the shit out of her. Nothing else just spank the shit out of her. She would come from spanking. She would ask me to meet her for a quicky and just spank her in the car. But Ive heard that a few times

-Another dude asked me to bang his wife. His wife was hot, she was I belevie 39 but in good shape and took care of her looks and skin. Its actually the guy that was looking for a guy for her. Not because it was his fetish but he wasn't "aggressive" enough for her and was not sexually satisfying her. She too liked to belittle and humiliate him and to be the bitch. Her fetish too was to degrade him and belittle him WHILE fucking.

I have a few more stories but I didn't go through with many of them.
To be honest Im not into all that stuff but sometimes exceptions can be made for free sex with a hot girl.

Many many women have some latent fetish. However most don't explore it because they are embarrassed, too shy or find it sinful and "abnormal". I've noticed lots of girls fantasize about being with 2 guys at the same time. Not an orgy or gang bang but 2 guys. Many girls have told me this. After all girls aren't any different then us, we too have a bunch of fantasies. The only difference is the social consequences of men acting out their fantasies versus women.

 

[dougisbig]

been down the chocking road no biggie.
but one time this crazy bitch wanted me to punch her...in the face....I eventually gave in to punching her in the gut....that escalated into will you put on a ski mask tie me up and beat me for my rape fantasy....

I had the same thing...fuck. She wanted punched in the face so fuckin bad. She wanted it so bad we literally talked it out and said she would sign a waiver/disclosure agreement if my attorney would write one up. Fuck that...I would never hit a girl and that just seemed like it would end up with me needing bail money..

 

[LEX]

Oh man, I got an email one time cause my BB pic was up on a site with email...90% were gay dudes emailing this one time was a German couple who wanted to hire me as a bodyguard to escort them around NYC. I like an asshole was interested...asked about what the treat would be why need a bodyguard and as I am not a real bodyguard not sure if that is what they wanted....Oh no its all good, were gonna pay 5K for the week and all travel. Um ok...I'm in....then it really comes out...after a few more emails...so they wanted me to fuck the wife the whole time and degrade the husband while he watches....even as far as cleaning up the old cream pie....got pics send and everything....hey I'm in for a freaky time....but it will be 10K for the week...gratefully they found another service provider....

 

[little slice]

a man contacted me to ask me to fuck his fiancé.


a gay guy said he 'would pay me to sit on his face'.








people these days...

 

[pimpman]

Lol yea I get the one's that like the spanking, tie up and candle wax burning among other crazy stuff. But that cutting shit that would scare me no matter how pretty and hot she is.


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[pimpman]

post your stories before pesty gets in here lol

Lmao

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