Albino turds.

BigBoyJ · Jan 11, 2005

Lately, when I take a crap, the turds have been white, well not really white, more of an almond color. I've also been having diarrhea. Solid, or liquid, the turds are white either way. I was on test and tren for around 4 months, then I switched to test and dbol for about three weeks and that's when I started getting the white crap. I've only used dbol once before and it caused me some stomach trouble then as well. It's been a couple of years since I've used it and I remember having diarrhea, but the white turds are a new bonus. Does anyone have any idea what the hell this is from? It's kind of cool looking in the toilet and seeing a new style of poop. (I am in no way implying that white turds are superior to darker ones)

G.E.R.M · Jan 11, 2005

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have you eaten any white crayons lately.

BigBoyJ · Jan 11, 2005

G.E.R.M said:
have you eaten any white crayons lately.

No more than usual.

moose · Jan 11, 2005

Ewwww..You have the incredible ghost poopies!!

J/K BBJ...can't give ya any advice on this one.

BigBoyJ · Jan 11, 2005

I've done a little reading up on this and it seems that my problem is a symptom of various liver, or gall bladder troubles. There has also been a big time epidemic of some sort of viral infection in South Texas that has been causing A LOT of shitting in this state. I think that may be it. I don't know if anyone else has white turds though. It's times like this that insurance would be nice.

A50# · Jan 11, 2005

White turds are a new one to me. I used to have a dog that dropped white logs. Perhaps too much milk and powdered donuts?

mark86 · Jan 11, 2005

Your liver

needs a good liver flush. The reason your poop is that color is because there is very little bile reaching it in the stomach and the intestines. You will need to do several cleanses to flush out the gallstones in the liver which will open the ducts up. This is all holistic and what most medical people dont want to tell you is that all disease is caused by a poor functioning liver! Message me if you want the instructions on how to do this. The epson salts and olive oil can be a little rough but its mind over matter.

Count Trapula · Jan 11, 2005

G.E.R.M said:
have you eaten any white crayons lately.

LOL

Crowler · Jan 12, 2005

mark86 said:
needs a good liver flush. The reason your poop is that color is because there is very little bile reaching it in the stomach and the intestines. You will need to do several cleanses to flush out the gallstones in the liver which will open the ducts up. This is all holistic and what most medical people dont want to tell you is that all disease is caused by a poor functioning liver! Message me if you want the instructions on how to do this. The epson salts and olive oil can be a little rough but its mind over matter.

Go ahead an post the cleanse here you might just help out some other bros.

Thanks in advance

CROWLER

BigBoyJ · Jan 12, 2005

I have had trouble with my gallbladder in the past and I did a cleanse of my own. I read the thing with the oil and epsom salt and it made me want to puke thinking about it. I found another method though. I don't remember all the details, but it involved eating nothing but apples and drinking ONLY apple juice and water for several days. Something about the pectin in the apples was supposed to increase bile production and disolve the stones. All I can say is it worked. I had pain for weeks and I thought for sure I would have to have surgery. But, I did this little cleanse and all the pain and problems were totally gone. I haven't had a bit of trouble until now and that was about 3 years ago. I'm going to try to find that method again and do it now.

G.E.R.M · Jan 12, 2005

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i did a gall bladder cleanse with apples and oil and layed down on my side for a few hrs after consumption, it worked for me...but it fucking tasted nasty as hell.

Mr.Huge · Jan 13, 2005

your shit is for the birds.....

lmao.. this is probably the funniest shit i read all month. OMG Albino Turds...bwhahahaha ... but in all seriousness take care of that shit BlueBirdJay.... lol

BigBoyJ · Jan 13, 2005

Mr.Huge said:
lmao.. this is probably the funniest shit i read all month. OMG Albino Turds...bwhahahaha ... but in all seriousness take care of that shit BlueBirdJay.... lol

Watch out Mr Huge, I'll drop one on your wind shield.

Adrenaline Rush · Jan 13, 2005

what does it mean when your feces is darker than normal?? why does some feces sink, while some floats LOL

Ski · Jan 15, 2005

On a serious note........you better hope you haven`t contracted Hepatitis in one of it`s various forms.

Check your eyes for yellow coloration,skin for jaundice,urine for very dark,almost orange coloration,and get to a doctor.

Definately sounds like Hepatitis.........or some other liver problem.............not a lot of fun!!

feelnfit · Jan 15, 2005

go to colonblow.com

nycdude · Jan 24, 2005

I'm no doctor, but it sounds like Hep to me.
White or sand colored shits are a symptom of Hepatitis.

BrooklynJuice · Jan 24, 2005

by no means take this lightly

some ppl are walking with liver failure and dont know it cause the symptoms are so closey related to other common ailments

im not saying failure but i suspect your liver needs to be checked.

BigBoyJ · Jan 24, 2005

After dropping the dbol and cleaning up my diet, everything is fine again. The turds are a beautiful shade of brown again and the pain I was having in my side is gone. I guess I just don't tolerate dbol well. That sucks because I like taking it, but it screws me up. Oh well. At least I don't think I have hepatitis, or anything now.