Breaking down, need advice!!!!

[PHIL HERNON]

I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriende has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the dealer?

 

[BALDNAZI]

MOTHERFUCKER!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA....Im reading your story,and I felt really bad for you. Im getting ready to write down a bunch of stuff to help you out and you go and pull the bike shit on us???

When I used to cheat on my exes,everything you just described was me.So I was going to tell you
"leave that bitch"

Leave it to Phil to play with our emotions,lol.

 

[mike1107]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....Im reading your story,and I felt really bad for you. Im getting ready to write down a bunch of stuff to help you out and you go and pull the bike shit on us???

When I used to cheat on my exes,everything you just described was me.So I was going to tell you
"leave that bitch"

Leave it to Phil to play with our emotions,lol.

Exactly the same here
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[balla06]

well im not sure which u need help on

but i can help in both

as far as ur bike, if u got a warnty on it take it to the dealer and save urselfthe hassel and time and money, if not then it could be a few things maybe jus that the gasket is old and needs to be replaced or maybe even the bolts need to be tighten, thats the simplest thing it would be but replacing a gasket is nothin hard at all, ive delt with bikes and cars since i was damn near 10, family is big on all that stuf so it was inbeded in my ass at a young age

as far as ur gf goes, there is plesnty of ways to catch her if she is, jus depends on how u want to appraoch it all. i jus got done deal with a simular situation for the past 6 months of a long goin "investigation" if u will on someone. ill be more then happy to help u out anyway i can

do u wanna be as civil as u can be? or be sneaky for a while and collect evidence on her before u confront her?

 

[MAINEVENT]

LMAO.....good one. I was sitting here thinking, I cant believe he's going through this shit again. Fugger.

 

[balla06]

funny tho the way u put ur story down, gf cheatin and then "It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the dealer?"

hahaha

 

[mrjacked]

lol

i knew the story was bullshit, Phill lives close to me and all harleys are in storage untill april/may lol

 

[oldfella]

I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriende has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the dealer?

Bro, you would make a lousey Private dick!! Unless you are good with a wrench I'd leave it to the trained professional! I know it's hard to see the old girl breaking down like that but, maybe you should take her out back and put a bullet in her!! Then you have an excuse to buy a new one, or when you can prove she's cheating on you then get her to buy you a new one. Now the question, I have a wicked sense of humor and since this is the most I have ever seen you type, are you on the level about your GF or was this just a ploy to get evryone to read this thread? If you are on the level then I apologise for my response and I will gladly give you my take on the situation. if you are kidding then no apology coming!! Good one Phil. Now to your harley, Valve cover gaskets are easy to replace as long as you know which end of the wrench to use. You shouldn't need to go to a mechanic for this. What model you runnin bro?

 

[mrjacked]

and besides your to dam big you could not fit behind it without your shoulders showing

 

[swervedriver]

Man, that is just wrong Phil!! lol You definitely had me going... Good luck with the bike... I say take it to the dealer...

 

[lynx]

and besides your to dam big you could not fit behind it without your shoulders showing

That's what I was thinking: "Who's he kidding...hiding behind a harley, yeah right!" Lol!

 

[GoneForever]

OMG LOL LOL Phil, I was just about to write you a few paragraphs on advice. I was reading this outloud to my wife and she actually got teary eyed in the middle. LOL that was fucking awesome.

 

[A50#]

I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriende has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the dealer?

Should be able to fix it yourself Phil.

 

[Kaiser]

LMFAO Phil! I was thinking shit, not again as I was reading it.

 

[tornquad2]

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phil i was really starting to feel bad for you.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

I AM A GULLIBLE BASTARD!

I was all sad too. I thought can't this guy ever catch a break with a woman?!

F*cking bitches! lol. I was about to get all flowery....then I see the harley thing and cracked up. :'ood-smil

 

[Tyrone]

Should be able to fix it yourself Phil.

Hahaha!! Agreed with 50...

 

[mikeyt869]

i havent seen a harley big enough to fit phil behind hahaha

 

[Adrenaline Rush]

lol ive seen massive G post this on another board...still a good one

 

[haze324]

was anyone else picturing the story and feeling bad for Phil but then getting a chuckle inside when you tried to picture that big mofo actually croutching down and hiding behind a bike?? I think I was feeling bad more for him having to try to hide behind a bike!!