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Kumbaya Gunny.
My story.
So it's the early 90s. I lived on East 19th Street. The NYC Police Academy is on East 20th, same East Block as mine. Cops everywhere. Nice guys, I'm pro-NYC LE. But -
So one afternoon I'm walking my 2 dogs on E 19th near 3rd Ave and there is a cop standing over a homeless guy laying on the sidewalk about 15 feet away from me. The cop waves down a passing patrol car - quote here but I don't remember the names
Cop rolls down the window and the cop standing next to the homeless guy on the side walk yells to the cop in the car.
"Hey Joe, this guy looks like you on a Sunday morning" Car Cop yells back "What is he drunk, ha ha laugh" ... Sidewalk cop yells back laughing "No, he's dead" Laughs all around. He really was dead.
True story, I was right there. And I wish I could feel ashamed that I don't think I ever laughed as hard. It was surreal.
True, first hand story. And no boots were exchanged
Hey Q - does this story bring a tear to both eyes?
I think I already told my "NYC cops openly mocking me once because a knife was pulled on me and they thought I was gay - because they wanted to fuck my hot GF" Story.
Q - that would also bring a tear to your eye
Or the time I reported my brand new Honda VFR was stolen and they laughed and said I hope you kissed it good bye because it's no doubt on a container ship heading to Brazil.
I love the NYC Cops, but they deal with such unrelenting Bull Shit that it's near impossible to hold on to their compassion.
OK, I am done.
Kumbaya Gunny.
My story.
So it's the early 90s. I lived on East 19th Street. The NYC Police Academy is on East 20th, same East Block as mine. Cops everywhere. Nice guys, I'm pro-NYC LE. But -
So one afternoon I'm walking my 2 dogs on E 19th near 3rd Ave and there is a cop standing over a homeless guy laying on the sidewalk about 15 feet away from me. The cop waves down a passing patrol car - quote here but I don't remember the names
Cop rolls down the window and the cop standing next to the homeless guy on the side walk yells to the cop in the car.
"Hey Joe, this guy looks like you on a Sunday morning" Car Cop yells back "What is he drunk, ha ha laugh" ... Sidewalk cop yells back laughing "No, he's dead" Laughs all around. He really was dead.
True story, I was right there. And I wish I could feel ashamed that I don't think I ever laughed as hard. It was surreal.
True, first hand story. And no boots were exchanged
Hey Q - does this story bring a tear to both eyes?
I think I already told my "NYC cops openly mocking me once because a knife was pulled on me and they thought I was gay - because they wanted to fuck my hot GF" Story.
Q - that would also bring a tear to your eye
Or the time I reported my brand new Honda VFR was stolen and they laughed and said I hope you kissed it good bye because it's no doubt on a container ship heading to Brazil.
I love the NYC Cops, but they deal with such unrelenting Bull Shit that it's near impossible to hold on to their compassion.
OK, I am done.