Funny Story: warning explicit!

[tkav1980]

i just figured id share this with all of you and maybe someone will get a laugh.
i posted about hating eggs anymore, so to remedy the situation i went and made some fresh salsa. alittle while after making it i had to pee... yes this is going right where you think it is. well i kinda forgot about the jalepeno peper i cut up for it. in just a few seconds it felt like the clap on steriods! after a few min of screaming like a little girl everything cooled off. that is until my girl decided she wanted alittle us time. ok heres the really dirty part. so we start to 69 and i get the bright idea of sticking the jalepeno finger in her butt(shes sitting with me while im typing this so back off!!!) needless to say in only took a second for her to ask exactly how many fingers i shoved up there, and then the burning really started. so being the trooper she is she wants to finish and climbs on top of me(ok now remember the part when my wiener was burning?) well there was apparrently some of the oils left on my junk and a few min later were both naked on the bed in the fetal position holding our crotches for the next 20 min. all and all not a bad night...


the moral of this is no matter how big and strong you are jalepeno juice can make you cry, dont take yourself too seriously and youll be much happier.

 

[HUTCH]

kiiiiiinkyyyyyyy!!!!

 

[TooPowerful4u]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious! now i know what to do next time my girl pisses me off!

 

[ironwill]

OUCH, my football rookie initiation was a good dousing of liquid heat, i would imagine a similar feeling, then when i showered later, it all happened again.....
The only butt around that i could see to share my pain with was a shower room full of hairy arseholes and i really didnt have the urge to jam a finger in there, but i am thinking my girlfriend wouldnt take it quite as nicely as yours did, if i were to try it......Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind...lol

 

[Sesshomaru]

Thats funny, but man just wash your hands next time!

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

"the jalepeno finger" now there is a thought i could never imagine imagining! bahahaha

sounds like the next mexican porno movie to come out , "The Adventures of jalepeno finger" staring Pepe Jalepeno!

 

[doitright]

you should have asked her if she ever tasted a real pena pepper!!!!!

 

[thebrick]

LMAO!!!!
Kinda reminds me when I took out my contacts before bed for the first time after I had chopped jalapeno's for chicken chili for dinner.
No matter how much you wash your hands that capsaicin stays there.

 

[grumpy69]

"so we start to 69 and i get the bright idea of sticking the jalepeno finger in her butt"



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[tonka2]

Wow its good to be back

 

[Deepsea]

Ahhh the good ol shocker and jalepeno trick... Brings back memories. That's some funny shit

 

[bootyshorts]

hahaha wow! LMFAO. That just made my day

 

[Ashop]

i just figured id share this with all of you and maybe someone will get a laugh.
i posted about hating eggs anymore, so to remedy the situation i went and made some fresh salsa. alittle while after making it i had to pee... yes this is going right where you think it is. well i kinda forgot about the jalepeno peper i cut up for it. in just a few seconds it felt like the clap on steriods! after a few min of screaming like a little girl everything cooled off. that is until my girl decided she wanted alittle us time. ok heres the really dirty part. so we start to 69 and i get the bright idea of sticking the jalepeno finger in her butt(shes sitting with me while im typing this so back off!!!) needless to say in only took a second for her to ask exactly how many fingers i shoved up there, and then the burning really started. so being the trooper she is she wants to finish and climbs on top of me(ok now remember the part when my wiener was burning?) well there was apparrently some of the oils left on my junk and a few min later were both naked on the bed in the fetal position holding our crotches for the next 20 min. all and all not a bad night...


the moral of this is no matter how big and strong you are jalepeno juice can make you cry, dont take yourself too seriously and youll be much happier.

wow what a story

 

[oldfella]

LMFAO..............That is some funny shit!!

 

[alecaf]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious! now i know what to do next time my girl pisses me off!

hahah good idea bro. Thats hilarious.

 

[MightyJohn]

Pretty funny there Bro...yrs back I had something crazy like that happen onset

 

[Curiousity]

That is awesome.

Brings back memories of a similar experience... well, minus everything sex related. I was cutting up half a dozen habaneros to make food for the week and went to the bathroom without washing my hands. Quickly I notice that my crotch was heating up. Like an idiot, I figured I could wash it off in the shower... So now the burn is all over everything down there. Then an idea popped in my head. The burning sensation was quite a motivator.

Now I don't drink milk anymore; I stopped drinking it around the end of high school; however, the big guy upstairs was looking out for me this time. It was my cheat day and I was prowling the grocery store when I saw the Mac and Cheese box. I hadn't eaten Mac and Cheese for a long time and suddenly was overcome with the desire to have some. So I bought milk. Back to that moment of "burning" inspiration... I suddenly remembered hearing that if you eat something very hot, you should drink milk because something in it counteracts the heat. So there I found myself in my bathroom with my dick in a cup full of milk. Then my balls would get too hot and I'd switch. I spent the rest of the night switching back and forth. It worked like a charm. It was a little hard to explain to my girlfriend though. She didn't expect to come over and find that. Eventually she was able to catch her breath, get up off the floor, and immediately start calling everyone we knew.


thanks tkav1980, I hadn't thought of that in years. And for your funny story too!

i just figured id share this with all of you and maybe someone will get a laugh.
i posted about hating eggs anymore, so to remedy the situation i went and made some fresh salsa. alittle while after making it i had to pee... yes this is going right where you think it is. well i kinda forgot about the jalepeno peper i cut up for it. in just a few seconds it felt like the clap on steriods! after a few min of screaming like a little girl everything cooled off. that is until my girl decided she wanted alittle us time. ok heres the really dirty part. so we start to 69 and i get the bright idea of sticking the jalepeno finger in her butt(shes sitting with me while im typing this so back off!!!) needless to say in only took a second for her to ask exactly how many fingers i shoved up there, and then the burning really started. so being the trooper she is she wants to finish and climbs on top of me(ok now remember the part when my wiener was burning?) well there was apparrently some of the oils left on my junk and a few min later were both naked on the bed in the fetal position holding our crotches for the next 20 min. all and all not a bad night...


the moral of this is no matter how big and strong you are jalepeno juice can make you cry, dont take yourself too seriously and youll be much happier.

 

[Chrysler]

I suddenly remembered hearing that if you eat something very hot, you should drink milk because something in it counteracts the heat. So there I found myself in my bathroom with my dick in a cup full of milk. Then my balls would get too hot and I'd switch. I spent the rest of the night switching back and forth. It worked like a charm.

Milk protein (casein) neutralizes capsaicin (the shit that makes peppers hot). I actually learned that from Muscular Development magazine.

 

[MilitaryMuscle]

LMAO!!!

Thats is some funny shit bro!