JEFF EVERSON'S PLANET MUSCLE..YAWN!

[LATS]

i was just at the grocery store and happen to see planet muscle magazine.. in the past i would sometimes buy the mag but, the store stopped handling it for a while.. anyway.. i saw it and picked it up.. the issue has the words "BAN STEROIDS" on the cover.. apparently the ever changing everson has now embraced the "natural" lifestyle.. after years of saying that the media has blown the issue out of proportion and that they are "safe" ect everson has decide that they are evil drugs.. whatever.. can you say another MUSCLE MEDIA !.. they did the same thing and failed miserably.. the mag used to be decent but, not anymore.. especially when the guys they seem to be promoting on the cover is obviously not.. well.. natural..

 

[Ivan]

What a clown

I hate people that are so fucking dumb they can't even reason whatever ignorance is spouting out their yaps. Hypocrite? Yep. Is it sad? Yes, and here is why: They take advantage of a society that is programmed by the media/govt., and basically flips us off with a sheepish little smirk. We all know there is way in hell these guys on the mags are natural, yet because this part of our culture is so damned and frowned upon, a lot of voodoo and other retarded myths sprout about. Millions of poeple buy into whatever is fed to them regarding juice... As long as it is bad....which is exactly what the intended result is... That steroids are bad, they will hurt you, you will be a monster, you will have fits of rage, your penis will shrink, get liver cancer - carcinoma, your heart will explode, and then this newer one; you will commit suicide -- I mean WTF??!?! With all that fucking propaganda no wonder so many are blind to the truth...this was a MAJOR mission for the govt./SPORTS owners: TO SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCE AMERICA VIA THE HEALTH ROUTE THAT STEROIDS INDEED CAUSED SERIOUS LIFE THREATENING PROBLEMS. ETC................ETC.............ETC......

 

[Mr Pickles]

MR LATS, please be kind to our enviornment, its the only one we have

use his mag to wipe your hiney after you go poopies.

thanks



btw.. i ate a box of Oreos yesterday and had an Oreo shit today... that was funny as hell.. i highly recommend that on your cheat day if you're bored and need entertained (as opposed to reading his crap)

 

[MikeS]

He was walking around the Arnold last year looking like a complete clown.
PINK blazer jacket, all this yellow gold jewelry like MrT. looked gay as hell.
And he was talking to Rick Collins and sounded like a complete loon.
And that guy used to be with beautiful Cory? OMG!

 

[monsoon]

He was walking around the Arnold last year looking like a complete clown.
PINK blazer jacket, all this yellow gold jewelry like MrT. looked gay as hell.
And he was talking to Rick Collins and sounded like a complete loon.
And that guy used to be with beautiful Cory? OMG!

he looks like dog, the bounty hunter, could they be brothers seperated at birth?

 

[Mr Pickles]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[MikeS]

he looks like dog, the bounty hunter, could they be brothers seperated at birth?

Yeah - one a flaming fag and the other a biker tough guy.

 

[cryptasm]

Yeah, I posted a simailr thread last month..I think im done paying for plante muscle ..I said the same thing..it's going mainstream, and pulling the same shit phillips did, all of a sudden "drugfree" bullshit.. we gotta face it there are more people who don't use gear that will buy that mag for all the "new supplements that 300% more anabolic than Illegal steroids" and spend $300 a month on shit that doesnt work, but is "cutting edge"... Besides the fact that I have to rip the fucking cover off it to bring it anywhere in public...The cover shots look like a gay porn mag...WTF???

 

[Vander_V]

If they decide to use more of my pics for that now lame ass mag im gonna be pissed i will not support that shit , F- Planet Muscle.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

VANDER, I HEAR YOU ON THAT........

If they decide to use more of my pics for that now lame ass mag im gonna be pissed i will not support that shit , F- Planet Muscle.

IF I WAS EVER GOOD ENOUGH THAT A MAG WANTED TO USE PICS OF ME AND THEN IT WAS TOUTING 'BAN ROIDS' .....I'D BE PISSED TOO.

LATS, YOU OUGHT TO BE CAREFULL USING THOSE MAGS TO CLEAN YOURSELF AFTER BOWEL MOVEMENTS........YOU CAN GET A NASTY CUT.

 

[MikeS]

LATS, YOU OUGHT TO BE CAREFULL USING THOSE MAGS TO CLEAN YOURSELF AFTER BOWEL MOVEMENTS........YOU CAN GET A NASTY CUT.

Didnt I see that on the JACKASS movie?

 

[bigdho]

He was walking around the Arnold last year looking like a complete clown.
PINK blazer jacket, all this yellow gold jewelry like MrT. looked gay as hell.
And he was talking to Rick Collins and sounded like a complete loon.
And that guy used to be with beautiful Cory? OMG!

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats who that guy was???!!! I seen him too. I thought it was just another ass clown wanting free shit.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

MIKE........I AM NOT SURE...BUT I CAN SAY ...

Didnt I see that on the JACKASS movie?

SOMETIMES ON HUNTING TRIPS WHEN HARD PRESSED A FELLA DOES WHAT ONE MUST. I GUESS DESPERATE TIMES REQUIRE DESPERATE MEASURES!

I CAN SAY THIS FOR CERTAIN.......TO MY KNOWLEDGE I AM THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW OF THAT GOES OUT EARLY IN THE AM DURING THE WINTER IN HUNTING SEASON TO COMPLETELY WIPE HIMSELF DOWN FROM HEAD TO TOE WITH SNOW.[WE PACK UP IN THE MOUNTAINS FOR A WEEK...NO 'FACILITIES'] I AM TALKING VIGOROUSLY CAUSE YOU ARE SO DAMB COLD THAT YOU MUST MOVE QUICKLY. I AM SUCH A CLEAN FREAK THAT I HAVE TO DO THE SNOW BATH THING. I WALK UP HILLS ALL COVERED UP WITH LAYERS OF CLOTHING TO AVOID FREEZING AND I START TO SWEAT AFTER ABOUT 50 FEET. AFTER A DAY OF THIS I NEED A SHOWER. THE ONLY RESORT TO GET REALLY CLEAN IS TO ROLL AROUND IN THE SNOW. I MAKE SURE TO GET EVERYTHING. NOT A TIME TO TAKE NUDE PHOTOS.

THE GUYS I HUNT WITH THINK I AM CRAZY...BUT AT LEAST I DON'T SMELL AND FEEL CLEAN AFTER WARDS. I ONLY MAKE IT ABOUT THREE DAYS BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND MISSING WORKOUTS.