OT-Muscle Exercise

littlemack · Feb 26, 2007

Alright guys. Just out of curiosity, b/c I've got all this damn time on my hands to do research on the internet...

Who here has tried those penis exercises? lol. The jelqueing and hanging those weights from your penis techniques. hahaha

Sorry. But since this is "promuscle" I just had to ask. Some of those claims are outright ridiculous. Where the hell is 1/8th built when you need him. hahahaha

Hopefully, this will make someone on this board laugh. I just don't wanna find out that you guys are all doing these exercises and not telling me about it...
Leaving me out in the dark and shit. I know how you guys are! hahaha

BOOMSHAKER · Feb 26, 2007

weights from your penis techniques.??????? WTF??

Usually I just let a little midget bite down on my swanson and hang there for a few hours! But weight?? thats grose!

Putin · Feb 26, 2007

Forget it man. The only thing that I've hear actually works is snipping a tendon at the penis and it will actually extend the size 1-3inches. Pretty simple procedure. Saw it on TV once. All that weights crap is just what it is, crap lol

littlemack · Feb 26, 2007

BOOMSHAKER said:
weights from your penis techniques.??????? WTF??

Usually I just let a little midget bite down on my swanson and hang there for a few hours! But weight?? thats grose!

hahahahaha...oh man Boom...you brought tears to my eyes with that one...hahahahaha

BOOMSHAKER · Feb 26, 2007

glad I could help you out! BAHAHAHA

but on a serious note, I have heard of the Jelq moves. There is a small truth to stretching, but the benefits are very few when compaired to the harms most people bring on themselves because of over stretching and pulling. Most guys are in a rush to gain length so quickly they over do it. Also I have seen the "tourniquet" move. That is extremely dangerous. Because your cutting off and trapping a blood supply to a erect penis. Not Good!

It basically consists of starting out with a erection. And at the base of the penis you use a small piece of cloth. Sort of like a donut shape around the base. Then you take a hose clamp. YES a hose clamp that you use a screw driver on to tighten it. And basically what it does is trap the blood in the erection and not let it back out for about 10 min i believe. NOT GOOD

(so now there will be a mad dash, most guys are gonna go look in the tool box and see if they have any hose clamps left over for a experiment) BAHAHAHAHA

littlemack · Feb 26, 2007

BOOMSHAKER said:
(so now there will be a mad dash, most guys are gonna go look in the tool box and see if they have any hose clamps left over for a experiment) BAHAHAHAHA

And of course they will use your avatar to help with the erection part!

terryd5150 · Feb 26, 2007

FLAME ON!!

littlemack said:
Alright guys. Just out of curiosity, b/c I've got all this damn time on my hands to do research on the internet...

Who here has tried those penis exercises? lol. The jelqueing and hanging those weights from your penis techniques. hahaha

Sorry. But since this is "promuscle" I just had to ask. Some of those claims are outright ridiculous. Where the hell is 1/8th built when you need him. hahahaha

Hopefully, this will make someone on this board laugh. I just don't wanna find out that you guys are all doing these exercises and not telling me about it...
Leaving me out in the dark and shit. I know how you guys are! hahaha

I have tried some of these. Got decent results with some.

Never heard of the hoseclamp though!!

littlemack · Feb 26, 2007

terryd5150 said:
I have tried some of these. Got decent results with some.

Never heard of the hoseclamp though!!

This is what I was talking about. I knew you crazy baztardz were leaving me in the dark with this stuff! hahahaha

terryd5150 · Feb 26, 2007

Well...

littlemack said:
This is what I was talking about. I knew you crazy baztardz were leaving me in the dark with this stuff! hahahaha

Why spend all our time and effort trying to build a better physique and leave a pretty damn important part behind?

littlemack · Feb 26, 2007

terryd5150 said:
Why spend all our time and effort trying to build a better physique and leave a pretty damn important part behind?

That's what I'm talking about! hahaha
As our bodies get bigger the rest of us looks smaller

hahaha

Golgo13 · Feb 27, 2007

Why would anyone care about this? I mean do you guys have women complain?

BOOMSHAKER · Feb 27, 2007

There are thousands and thousands of men in the USA alone who feel they are a bit under the measurement ruler. The penis enlargement industry rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars every year on guys who really feel they are a bit smaller then their counter parts. There has never and I said NEVER been any pill or lotion or potion that has had a direct influence on the enlargement of their penis. NEVER! Most of thses things are nothing more then snake oil salesmen peddaling their wares to most informed men. (of course no men on here need help!

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thebrick · Feb 27, 2007

Anybody try syntherol on the 'lil pecker?

littlemack · Feb 27, 2007

Golgo13 said:
Why would anyone care about this? I mean do you guys have women complain?

Because I want to be a pornstar. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

littlemack · Feb 27, 2007

thebrick said:
Anybody try syntherol on the 'lil pecker?

Damn...Don't you know that would hurt!

Hey Big A? What size needle do I need for this?

terryd5150 · Feb 28, 2007

No, but...

Golgo13 said:
Why would anyone care about this? I mean do you guys have women complain?

I never had any complaints about my pecs or bi's either.

What's the diff?

Same thing to me.

big ronster · Feb 28, 2007

I agree with Terry. I'm 6"5" and over 350 in the offseason. I just had back surgery and am only 305 now. that is "small" to me. I want to be the biggest man to walk the face of the Earth. an I want a penis that matches or at least comes close. I want to be freaky all over. My girl tells me im the biggest she's had (Liar Liar) but I still want to freak people out and be the best at everything. Even above average isn't enough for most memberas of this board. Bodybuilders are extremists. and this can cover everything incl the penis.

GoneForever · Feb 28, 2007

You gotta remember, the bigger the penis, the longer it takes to get erect and has a harder time staying erect. Ever see those dudes with like huge 8"+ shlongs, they are always only like 3/4 hard. Useless if it doesnt work. And good luck keeping an erection while screwdrivering a hose clamp on it lol Not even Jesus could do that. I wouldnt mess around with all that stuff. Seems dangerous, maybe you could burst a vessel or something. My advice is to try and get constantly erect. Stay as hard as possible as long as possible as many times a day as possible. With all the blood in there, it will strech everything eventually. Lots of Test and GH will help as well