Does my wife compete? That's funny! Here's the scoop on wife:
I have paid for her gym membership for the past 5 years - during which time she's actually visited the gym about 5 times. If we do the math, that comes out to about 1 gym visit per year. Now for her diet - Breakfast usually amounts to an egg sandwich w/ cheese and bacon. Lunch is either Wendy's or Taco Bell, and dinner is usually either grilled cheese with bacon sandwich or a bowl of cereal and milk. In the summers we BBQ, so she'll have some grilled chicken and veggies or an angus burger.
But, the funny thing is that all of her friends are the same way. They are all SUPER HOT, between 100 and 110 lbs, and none of them care what they eat and the only reason they even go to the gym is to socialize. Must be a great batch of genes or something...