Syringe follies...

[Ivan]

OK guys, let's hear them.

I have one: I was with an ol roomate and I had just loaded the dart. I was getting ready to take one in the hip, (I was also showing my pal where to do it as he always did leg pokes) and I told him to hold the dart while I showed him the area...Well he took the cover off, and I was directing him to where you should go, and I was poking and prodding my upper ass area, when I felt this sharp pain in my thumb...he had put the dart too god damn close to my ass when I was simply trying to show him. Now when this happened, I yelped and he dropped the dart... My thumb started bleeding, but no matter, I replaced the needle, and took my shot. THEN *gets better* I go to put the cover on the pin and for some damn reason I just miss and whaddya know I stab my forfinger, "FUCK!" I yelled as the pin falls twirling in the air.....right into my fucking foot. I had a sock on and immediately I see a nickel sized circle of red forming. My roomie looks at me and says: " Jesus man I am getting out of here!" Crazy shit man, crazy.

 

[rAJJIN]

Hahaha

I had a partner giving me a ref-b shot back when just getting started..
we were scared and bought little ole 25g pins
Anyhow he is Pushing2ml for all its worth and Bloom! shit exploded ALL IN HIS FACE I turn around and see the little blue tip still in my ass cheek
and I start letting him have it Like it was his Fault! Lol Orange shit all in his face and eyes and Im chewing the poor guy out

 

[Armageddon]

Standing in a bathroom of a hotel room, just finished a work out. I was doing tren Ed so I had to take some with me. I throw it in my shoulder and follow all the proper techniques and when I pulled the syringe out it was like old faithful. One steady stream straight across the counter and all over the mirror and shit. Blood was everywhere. IT freaked me out a bit, but I did know a few others that had it happen to them.
The scariest thing that I ever saw was when I was going over to a buddies house. He always wanted someone to load him as he can't do it for himself at ALL! I was late getting to his place, he's very particular about the times that he shoots and what not. Didn't make much sense to me but what ever. Since I was late he let the chick that he was fucking load him up. She's gone out with other meatheads and said she was completely capable of doing it. I'm coming in the front do as there getting ready. I walk around the corner to his bed room and see this fucked up scene. As he sees me he sees the look on my face as I'm in shock and he's like what's wrong and then screams in bloody murder. This bitch picked the needle up and was holding it like she was trying to stab something with it and in one fatal swoop slams this whole thing hub deep into his shoulder. This was the scariest thing that I've ever seen. I almost cried.

 

[alpha-longhorn]

OK guys, let's hear them.

I have one: I was with an ol roomate and I had just loaded the dart. I was getting ready to take one in the hip, (I was also showing my pal where to do it as he always did leg pokes) and I told him to hold the dart while I showed him the area...Well he took the cover off, and I was directing him to where you should go, and I was poking and prodding my upper ass area, when I felt this sharp pain in my thumb...he had put the dart too god damn close to my ass when I was simply trying to show him. Now when this happened, I yelped and he dropped the dart... My thumb started bleeding, but no matter, I replaced the needle, and took my shot. THEN *gets better* I go to put the cover on the pin and for some damn reason I just miss and whaddya know I stab my forfinger, "FUCK!" I yelled as the pin falls twirling in the air.....right into my fucking foot. I had a sock on and immediately I see a nickel sized circle of red forming. My roomie looks at me and says: " Jesus man I am getting out of here!" Crazy shit man, crazy.

Did you at least have your pants on bro? lol

 

[JETHRO TULL]

THOSE ARE GOOD ONES!

IN COLLEGE MY COUSIN JUST HATED THE INJECTIONS. I'D ALWAYS DO IT FOR HIM. [BUT I USUALLY HAD TO GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF SHIT FIRST ABOUT WHAT A PUSS HE WAS!] ONE DAY I AM TAKING A NAP IN THE DORMS AND MY COUSIN WHO LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE HASS RINGS ME UP ON THE PHONE....I WAS LIKE 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR YOU LAZY ASS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST WALK ACROSS THE HALL?" HE'S LIKE, "I CAN'T, DAVEY".........HIS VOICE WAS ALL PANIKY AND HE WANTED ME OVER THERE QUICK. I TAKE TWO STEPS ACROSS THE HALL OPEN THE DOOR AND THERE HE IS.....WITH ONE OF THOSE BIG ASSED PRELOADED SUSTANON HARPOONS STICKING OUT OF HIS LEFT ASS CHEEK...ONLY HE STUCK IT IN AT SOME MESSED UP ANGLE AND ABOUT 1/2 INCH WAS PROTRUDING OUT OF HIS ASS CHEEK WHERE IT HAD GONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH! HE WAS FREAKING OUT! NEEDLESS TO SAY HE NEVER DID GIVE HIMSELF ANY MORE SHOTS. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T PULL IT OUT, WHICH IS WHAT I DID...IT WAS LIKE HE SAW IT STICKING THROUGH HIS ASS IN THE FULL LENGTH MIRROR AND WAS PARALYZED WITH FEAR.

 

[Ivan]

OMFG!

Jesus, this is some funny shit! I am DYING over here reading this, after reading Army's thread I was half outta my chair, then JT's, i am in tears bros!
Alpha : nope man thankfully I got em on LOL

 

[SouthernMuscle]

this is soem of the funniest shit I have ever heard

I guess I'm just lucky I've never had any problems