Funny story

PHIL HERNON · Sep 30, 2004

You know how guys always joke about their penis size. Well, the other day, Guys were working on my carpet when one asked to measure 1/8th inch. I pretended to unzip my pants and say, "I can help you wth that measurement". They all laughed except my wife. She asked me what was so funny because she did not get the joke. (She is actually TOO SMART to get my stupid humor). So I explained to her that I was going to show them what 1/8th of an inch was, with my peepee.(Joking) She then says matter of factly, "But honey, you are bigger than 1/8th of an inch". THANKS HONEY!!!!!

mike ross · Sep 30, 2004

how sweet...btw, sent that check today, let me know when it lands

Armageddon · Sep 30, 2004

we've got a 1/2 in the house

and there was much rejoicing.

bigbadasian · Sep 30, 2004

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|--[\\\]>-------- Let me know if they want me to help them measure 7 inches....

FRKNHUGE · Sep 30, 2004

cummon man, we all know its asian guys who have the small cocks, lol
btw BBA, ill be PMn u soon for that thing from a while back
frk

MikeS · Sep 30, 2004

bigbadasian said:
|--[\\\]>-------- Let me know if they want me to help them measure 7 inches....

Theyre going to have to measure twice and add it up

mike ross · Sep 30, 2004

lmao

Mr Pickels · Sep 30, 2004

a girl i was talking to said she we only go out with me if i could give her 12 inches of pain.... i humped her three times and punched her in the face

rAJJIN · Sep 30, 2004

Mr Pickels said:
a girl i was talking to said she we only go out with me if i could give her 12 inches of pain.... i humped her three times and punched her in the face

LOL gave her 4 -3 times eh hahaha
But Honey,lol

Maverick · Sep 30, 2004

" But honey your bigger than 1/8' of an inch"

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I sure the hell hope so. LOL!!!

Maverick

Doggtales · Sep 30, 2004

When my girl gets off, she always says, "make me scream!" That's when I pull out and start wiping my dick off on her pillow! That does the trick!

MR.BICEPS · Sep 30, 2004

Phil that was hilarious!!!!!

bigbadasian · Sep 30, 2004

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|--[\\\]>--------- Sad but true, the other nite, my girl and i were laying on the couch watching porn and we got to talking, long story short, she wanted to know exactly the measurement, so she went and grabbed a ruler...i cant believe i went through with it, all those jokes growing up about measuring your 'manhood' and i did it...i'm a loser....

bigbadasian · Sep 30, 2004

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FRKNHUGE said:
cummon man, we all know its asian guys who have the small cocks, lol
btw BBA, ill be PMn u soon for that thing from a while back
frk

|--[\\\]>---------- Sweet...that was like over a year ago....talk about coming through in the end...thanks FRK!

Vander_V · Sep 30, 2004

bigbadasian said:
|--[\\\]>--------- Sad but true, the other nite, my girl and i were laying on the couch watching porn and we got to talking, long story short, she wanted to know exactly the measurement, so she went and grabbed a ruler...i cant believe i went through with it, all those jokes growing up about measuring your 'manhood' and i did it...i'm a loser....

SO YOU HAD TO SHOW HER THE 2 INCH ASIAN WONDER lol.

JETHRO TULL · Sep 30, 2004

FUNNY THREAD!

BIG BAD ASIAN....WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I FIRST STARTED GOING OUT...WE DID THE SAME THING.....IT WAS OF COURSE A FULLY ENGORGED ERECTION.....NOT ONE OF THOSE AFTER SWIMMING IN COLD WATER DAYS!

THAT WOULD JUST BE FAR TOO BRUTAL!

bigbadasian · Sep 30, 2004

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|--[\\\\]>---------- It just felt very wierd sitting there waiting for her to get the ruler..LOL..but i was rewarded with sex for being so patient.

drgoodbody · Sep 30, 2004

JETHRO TULL said:
.....IT WAS OF COURSE A FULLY ENGORGED ERECTION.....NOT ONE OF THOSE AFTER SWIMMING IN COLD WATER DAYS!

THAT WOULD JUST BE FAR TOO BRUTAL!

Too much information.... LMFBAO

DrG