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PHIL HERNON

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You know how guys always joke about their penis size. Well, the other day, Guys were working on my carpet when one asked to measure 1/8th inch. I pretended to unzip my pants and say, "I can help you wth that measurement". They all laughed except my wife. She asked me what was so funny because she did not get the joke. (She is actually TOO SMART to get my stupid humor). So I explained to her that I was going to show them what 1/8th of an inch was, with my peepee.(Joking) She then says matter of factly, "But honey, you are bigger than 1/8th of an inch". THANKS HONEY!!!!!
 

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|--[\\\]>-------- Let me know if they want me to help them measure 7 inches.... :D
 

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cummon man, we all know its asian guys who have the small cocks, lol
btw BBA, ill be PMn u soon for that thing from a while back
frk
 

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bigbadasian said:
|--[\\\]>-------- Let me know if they want me to help them measure 7 inches.... :D

Theyre going to have to measure twice and add it up :D
 
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a girl i was talking to said she we only go out with me if i could give her 12 inches of pain.... i humped her three times and punched her in the face

:)
 

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Mr Pickels said:
a girl i was talking to said she we only go out with me if i could give her 12 inches of pain.... i humped her three times and punched her in the face

:)


LOL gave her 4 -3 times eh hahaha
But Honey,lol
 

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" But honey your bigger than 1/8' of an inch"


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I sure the hell hope so. LOL!!!




Maverick
 

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When my girl gets off, she always says, "make me scream!" That's when I pull out and start wiping my dick off on her pillow! That does the trick!
 

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|--[\\\]>--------- Sad but true, the other nite, my girl and i were laying on the couch watching porn and we got to talking, long story short, she wanted to know exactly the measurement, so she went and grabbed a ruler...i cant believe i went through with it, all those jokes growing up about measuring your 'manhood' and i did it...i'm a loser....
 

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FRKNHUGE said:
cummon man, we all know its asian guys who have the small cocks, lol
btw BBA, ill be PMn u soon for that thing from a while back
frk


|--[\\\]>---------- Sweet...that was like over a year ago....talk about coming through in the end...thanks FRK!
 

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bigbadasian said:
|--[\\\]>--------- Sad but true, the other nite, my girl and i were laying on the couch watching porn and we got to talking, long story short, she wanted to know exactly the measurement, so she went and grabbed a ruler...i cant believe i went through with it, all those jokes growing up about measuring your 'manhood' and i did it...i'm a loser....


SO YOU HAD TO SHOW HER THE 2 INCH ASIAN WONDER lol.
 

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FUNNY THREAD!

BIG BAD ASIAN....WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I FIRST STARTED GOING OUT...WE DID THE SAME THING.....IT WAS OF COURSE A FULLY ENGORGED ERECTION.....NOT ONE OF THOSE AFTER SWIMMING IN COLD WATER DAYS!

THAT WOULD JUST BE FAR TOO BRUTAL! :)
 

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|--[\\\\]>---------- It just felt very wierd sitting there waiting for her to get the ruler..LOL..but i was rewarded with sex for being so patient.
 

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JETHRO TULL said:
.....IT WAS OF COURSE A FULLY ENGORGED ERECTION.....NOT ONE OF THOSE AFTER SWIMMING IN COLD WATER DAYS!

THAT WOULD JUST BE FAR TOO BRUTAL! :)

Too much information.... LMFBAO :D

DrG
 

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BBA

Don't hold us in suspense

What did you measure out at??????

:D
 

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DOC....YEAH, IT PROBABLY WAS TOO MUCH INFO!

:) BUT I AM A SICK BASTARD!
drgoodbody said:
Too much information.... LMFBAO :D

DrG
 

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