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- Dec 17, 2007
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Dear ProMuscle,
I have been making my list and checking it twice and making my final choices on who has been naughty and who has been nice. The elves here at the North Pole have been working especially hard in the off-season to make all the toys for all the girls and boys. Unfortunately some of the children have been asking Saint Nick to produce documentation that our toys are pharmaceutical grade and asking for pictures of the factory to prove it’s on the up and up. Those children can all expect coal in their stockings (in the form of a letter from customs).I have decided to post this letter to give some of you a last minute chance before Christmas to change your ways or revise your wish list.
First off, some of you need to make revisions to your wish list;
Lynx: I would love to grant your wish of a 2008 Dodge Challenger. Unfortunately last year when I came down the chimney all of the cookies were already eaten and all that was left was crumbs. I think you know who to blame!
Mainevent: Stacy Keibler will not fit under the tree. You will have to ask for something else.
SVFootball: Never ask Santa to help you pass an athletic physical! You almost made the naughty list!
Kaiser: We do not make nude coffee table books at the North Pole!
Big A: Santa cannot give you more real estate nor can I lower your interest rates.
BaldNazi: You sent me the wrong list I think. I need your “wish list” not your “hit list”. Now let me mention who is on the naughty and nice list;
Phil: You are definitely on the nice list because Santa is 100% a Hernon disciple!
Vander: Congratulations on coming in first! On the naughty list! Expect coal in your stockings! By the way, I have some cloths that I KNOW would fit you if your interested.
Ozzgirl: On the top of the nice list without a doubt.
Oldfella: You are borderline buddy but Ozzgirl is making up for you big time!
Alex: Come on, did you think I wouldn’t see the ass thread?
TP4U: Your borderline also buddy! You better keep your shirt on and your bare ass off the board between now and Christmas Eve.
Jethro: You shot three of my reindeer last year you sonofabitch, NAUGHTY!
Hutch: You have been a very good boy this year. Thanks for helping me make those great shirts for all the girls and boys!
Lucian: You stay away from Mexico and you stay away from the naughty list. You have been warned! Well this is the short list but you all know pretty much where you stand. I suggest you adjust accordingly. If any of you don’t get what you wanted for Christmas I am sorry but this year has been total chaos and I just can’t get my packages to everyone. Only Alin can do that!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of the ProMuscle family! You are never to old to still believe!
- Santa
I have been making my list and checking it twice and making my final choices on who has been naughty and who has been nice. The elves here at the North Pole have been working especially hard in the off-season to make all the toys for all the girls and boys. Unfortunately some of the children have been asking Saint Nick to produce documentation that our toys are pharmaceutical grade and asking for pictures of the factory to prove it’s on the up and up. Those children can all expect coal in their stockings (in the form of a letter from customs).I have decided to post this letter to give some of you a last minute chance before Christmas to change your ways or revise your wish list.
First off, some of you need to make revisions to your wish list;
Lynx: I would love to grant your wish of a 2008 Dodge Challenger. Unfortunately last year when I came down the chimney all of the cookies were already eaten and all that was left was crumbs. I think you know who to blame!
Mainevent: Stacy Keibler will not fit under the tree. You will have to ask for something else.
SVFootball: Never ask Santa to help you pass an athletic physical! You almost made the naughty list!
Kaiser: We do not make nude coffee table books at the North Pole!
Big A: Santa cannot give you more real estate nor can I lower your interest rates.
BaldNazi: You sent me the wrong list I think. I need your “wish list” not your “hit list”. Now let me mention who is on the naughty and nice list;
Phil: You are definitely on the nice list because Santa is 100% a Hernon disciple!
Vander: Congratulations on coming in first! On the naughty list! Expect coal in your stockings! By the way, I have some cloths that I KNOW would fit you if your interested.
Ozzgirl: On the top of the nice list without a doubt.
Oldfella: You are borderline buddy but Ozzgirl is making up for you big time!
Alex: Come on, did you think I wouldn’t see the ass thread?
TP4U: Your borderline also buddy! You better keep your shirt on and your bare ass off the board between now and Christmas Eve.
Jethro: You shot three of my reindeer last year you sonofabitch, NAUGHTY!
Hutch: You have been a very good boy this year. Thanks for helping me make those great shirts for all the girls and boys!
Lucian: You stay away from Mexico and you stay away from the naughty list. You have been warned! Well this is the short list but you all know pretty much where you stand. I suggest you adjust accordingly. If any of you don’t get what you wanted for Christmas I am sorry but this year has been total chaos and I just can’t get my packages to everyone. Only Alin can do that!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of the ProMuscle family! You are never to old to still believe!
- Santa
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