How to spot a "Juicer"

[RazorCuts]

http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100125732&GT1=8307

 

[StudHammer]

Oh brother, what a load of crap. That author has no clue. I've seen numerous guys in the gym who I know aren't using and look like they could be. I was accused of it long before I ever got into the gear. Thanks MSN for feeding the stereotype....dumbasses.

 

[chadahoochie02]

hahahahaha - we all have high bp, and are going to die

Skin: Bodybuilders' skin sometimes takes on a reddish glow, since steroids cause water retention, which raises blood pressure. One writer described 'roided bodybuilders as resembling walking erections, "all veiny and red."

 

[chadahoochie02]

and maybe winny with fucking rats,lol only truth there

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Knees: Sports-medicine physicians have long suspected that steroids damage tendons and ligaments. Animal studies from the '80s show that the damage to joints begins within a few days of steroid use, and that exercise combined with steroid use makes it worse. The lab animals ended up with stiffer, weaker tendons.


and hahaha again - the other truth

Penis: Waldo goes wild, even while his two nutty friends turn into shrinking violets. Steroid users often develop voracious sexual appetites (despite the fact that they're actually producing less sperm), along with feelings of euphoria and boundless energy.

 

[norm1220]

LMAO@ - "Lifters can increase muscle mass by up to 25 percent with 10 weeks of steroid use"

If only this were true!


"The juicers look as if they have more muscle fibers as well as bigger fibers"

Huh?? How do you estimate the amount of muscle fibers? Oh, maybe they are actually counting them. One, two, three...... what a load of sh*t.

 

[n4dmoney]

"Steroids seem to trigger a process called hyperplasia, in which the body produces new muscle cells."

Do your homework MSN assholes......talking out of their ass.....trying to latch on to the steroid media hype.

 

[BrooklynBB]

God.

Ahhh God. You have to love the ignorant morons.

And it's stuff like this that makes me want to point out everyone else who is using and yet looks NOTHING LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO because they're training and eating wrong. This guy is an idiot.

Not only is he an idiot, but HE'S AUTHORED MANY BOOKS ON HOW TO TRAIN AND EVEN ONE ON THE BENEFITS OF TESTOSTERONE! What a JERK!

Here's the book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/15...0408/ref=pd_bbs_6/102-2053423-4304919?ie=UTF8

And the title is THE TESTOSTERONE ADVANTAGE PLAN.

In the summary you have this:

"Lou Schuler, certified strength-and-conditioning specialist and fitness director of Men's Health magazine... For weight loss and the Greek physique, he proposes the "T" (testosterone) plan: weightlifting and a diet of 33 percent each carbs (mostly low-glycemic-index), fat (the "good" kind), and protein; no alcohol; and minimal sweets and processed food. The book includes a meal planner, grocery list, and recipes. A 100-page, clearly illustrated weightlifting program progresses from circuit training to bodybuilding to power lifting, with both home and gym exercises. "


If there is any wonder why he or NONE of his clients have gained any significant muscle, it's thanks to his philosophies.

But, as with most jealous men who have reached a turning point in thier lives, the only way to move ahead is to crush those above you. And that's what he's TRYING to do with this IDIOTIC article on "how to spot a juicer."

I have one for you:

How to spot a WANNA BE:

1. Doing curls on the squat rack.

2. Dropping 30 pound dumbbells and making them sound like thier 200's.

3. Performing bench presses by bouncing the bar off your chest, making love to the air by raising your ass off the bench and growling like you 'just don't care'.

4. Side Bends. Any man who performs these obviously is trying to work thier obliques... WHY?

5. Mexican Dumbbell Twists:

- Legs should be wider than shoulder width, dumbbell in your right hand, left hand on hip. Raise dumbbell over your right shoulder, and while keeping left hand on hip, CROSS THE DUMBBELL OVER YOUR BODY to your LEFT FOOT, and RAISE BACK TO STARTING POSITION.

What body part this work? I dunno. But obviously the guy isn't juicing.

6. Swimming pullups. Just watch these morons, it's oh-quite-a-sight-to-see. They look like they're in the right starting position, but then LAUNCH themselves from the floor to the sky until they're BEYOND full contraction with thier NECK meeting the bar. Then, they lower themselves down as FAST as possible, and using a swimming motion with thier legs, gravitate BACK UP towards to the bar. Repeat as many times as humany possible, or until you faint.

7. SQUATS ON THE STANDING CALF RAISE MACHINE AND ACTING HARDCORE.

No fucking description needed.

So, Mr. Schuler, you pencil neck fuck-wad, you can accuse anyone you want of using roids. But know this: You'll never be half the man you're supposed to be if you keep picking on those you're jealous of.

 

[Flex4777]

http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100125732&GT1=8307

The author needs to be kicked in the "Waldo"!!!

 

[Sesshomaru]

The author needs to be kicked in the "Waldo"!!!

He posts a lot on this forum: **broken link removed**

 

[JustWannaBeHuge]

there's a guy at the gym that pisses me off because he has 3 more muscle fibers in his biceps then I do(i count them when he's not looking), and now, I know from reading that informative information, that he must be taking a lot more juice then I. I guess time to up my cycle hehe

 

[BigBoyJ]

there's a guy at the gym that pisses me off because he has 3 more muscle fibers in his biceps then I do(i count them when he's not looking), and now, I know from reading that informative information, that he must be taking a lot more juice then I. I guess time to up my cycle hehe

You didn't THINK I saw you, but I was watching in the mirror. Yeah, I may have 3 more fibers in my left bicep than you, but you actually have 2 more than me in the right one. Plus, I noticed that in your right glute, you have 12 more fibers than me.....what, your pants were tight.

 

[IhateScammers]

WTF?

 

[thebrick]

msn is full of shit. I hate PC's and Bill Gates is ugly.

 

[n4dmoney]

Ahhh God. You have to love the ignorant morons.

And it's stuff like this that makes me want to point out everyone else who is using and yet looks NOTHING LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO because they're training and eating wrong. This guy is an idiot.

Not only is he an idiot, but HE'S AUTHORED MANY BOOKS ON HOW TO TRAIN AND EVEN ONE ON THE BENEFITS OF TESTOSTERONE! What a JERK!

Here's the book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/15...0408/ref=pd_bbs_6/102-2053423-4304919?ie=UTF8

And the title is THE TESTOSTERONE ADVANTAGE PLAN.

In the summary you have this:

"Lou Schuler, certified strength-and-conditioning specialist and fitness director of Men's Health magazine... For weight loss and the Greek physique, he proposes the "T" (testosterone) plan: weightlifting and a diet of 33 percent each carbs (mostly low-glycemic-index), fat (the "good" kind), and protein; no alcohol; and minimal sweets and processed food. The book includes a meal planner, grocery list, and recipes. A 100-page, clearly illustrated weightlifting program progresses from circuit training to bodybuilding to power lifting, with both home and gym exercises. "


If there is any wonder why he or NONE of his clients have gained any significant muscle, it's thanks to his philosophies.

But, as with most jealous men who have reached a turning point in thier lives, the only way to move ahead is to crush those above you. And that's what he's TRYING to do with this IDIOTIC article on "how to spot a juicer."

I have one for you:

How to spot a WANNA BE:

1. Doing curls on the squat rack.

2. Dropping 30 pound dumbbells and making them sound like thier 200's.

3. Performing bench presses by bouncing the bar off your chest, making love to the air by raising your ass off the bench and growling like you 'just don't care'.

4. Side Bends. Any man who performs these obviously is trying to work thier obliques... WHY?

5. Mexican Dumbbell Twists:

- Legs should be wider than shoulder width, dumbbell in your right hand, left hand on hip. Raise dumbbell over your right shoulder, and while keeping left hand on hip, CROSS THE DUMBBELL OVER YOUR BODY to your LEFT FOOT, and RAISE BACK TO STARTING POSITION.

What body part this work? I dunno. But obviously the guy isn't juicing.

6. Swimming pullups. Just watch these morons, it's oh-quite-a-sight-to-see. They look like they're in the right starting position, but then LAUNCH themselves from the floor to the sky until they're BEYOND full contraction with thier NECK meeting the bar. Then, they lower themselves down as FAST as possible, and using a swimming motion with thier legs, gravitate BACK UP towards to the bar. Repeat as many times as humany possible, or until you faint.

7. SQUATS ON THE STANDING CALF RAISE MACHINE AND ACTING HARDCORE.

No fucking description needed.

So, Mr. Schuler, you pencil neck fuck-wad, you can accuse anyone you want of using roids. But know this: You'll never be half the man you're supposed to be if you keep picking on those you're jealous of.

- Good shit BBB!

 

[C_Horse]

Ha

A small lower body and big upper body doesn't mean you take steriods, it just means you are a "disco bodybuilder".

 

[JustWannaBeHuge]

You didn't THINK I saw you, but I was watching in the mirror. Yeah, I may have 3 more fibers in my left bicep than you, but you actually have 2 more than me in the right one. Plus, I noticed that in your right glute, you have 12 more fibers than me.....what, your pants were tight.

my brother warned me against wearing skin tight pants to the gym, he said it would attracted unwanted attention. lol