I dont think I would be overstating it to say that I feel this is the greatest controlled scientific study ever presented in modern literature. I searched hard and long for the Medline milk thistle beer study but it must be ongoing because I could not find it. To follow suit with my own scientific study, I freebased Tums this morning and then ate 2 cans of chili, 4 tblspoons of metamucil, some prune juice and 4 bowls of colon blow cereal. I feel great and you will see the aforementioned study in a New England Journal of Medicine abstract next month proving that Tums can cure cancer, baldness, impotency and bad gas. Take care and dont spill any beer on your lab coats.