LATS-Birthday wishes

Trulyhuge · May 14, 2003

LATS,
matt dickson said hi!
happy birthday louie anderson-EXACTLY!

HEY GIRL!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!

Will you ask your daughter if she'll dance for you on your birthday!(Pole dance)

love,
TH and noneck76

homonunculus · May 14, 2003

Sick Bastards

-R

Trulyhuge · May 14, 2003

no no no no! it's sick bastard! i get a absolutely grossed out when i'm at LATS' house and he out of the blue says " hey, go put your thong on for him(me)!"

i am scarred for life. and i'm not going to discuss his tooth brush story!-yuck!

TH

Big A · May 14, 2003

LATS · May 14, 2003

HEY, THATS RIGHT..I AM A OLD BASTARD.. LATE 30'S AND COUNTING. btw, if ya ever want to see trulyhuge break landspeed records all ya have to do is come by my house when he is there and wait for my 4 year old to come out in her underwear and dance to the JUNGLE BOOK childrens cd. she puts a certain flair to it. basically she watches every britney spears video there is and puts her own "finishing touches" to them. the dance of 'el seductiovio. WHATS A DADDY TO DO BUT SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT TO MY LITTLE GIRL!?!?!?!? all you hear next is a sonic bomb as trulyhuge leave the house.......i think he is fighting his inner demons.....

Trulyhuge · May 14, 2003

one thing you need to remember LATS, and it's not even a word..........

DCFS!

TH

BIGKIWI · May 14, 2003

Happy birthday bro

you want to finish that article before we forget about it ?

Fathead · May 14, 2003

Hey dude

Happy Old Man's day!

BTW you ever want to hear how me and my little boy were bathing together and he decided to swing on my schlong like Tarzan on a vine let me know cause kids are crazy.

PHIL HERNON · May 14, 2003

Happy B day

I feel young again now!!!

noneck76 · May 14, 2003

...

i am still waiting for his 4 yr old to say "Daddy says I am the best french kisser"

homonunculus · May 14, 2003

noneck

"i am still waiting for his 4 yr old to say "Daddy says I am the best french kisser""

And in what circumstance would she be telling you that?.... LOL

-Randy

MikeS · May 14, 2003

Happy Bday, young man!

noneck76 · May 14, 2003

Re: noneck

randy....

i guess u just gotta know the man....enough said.

JETHRO TULL · May 14, 2003

Happy Birthday, Lats!!!

Hey........it's been a while since you've posted us a story! What gives????

LATS · May 14, 2003

HEY, BEING AS THOUGH IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND ALL, YA THINK MAYBE I CAN GET SOME ACTION FROM FROM THE MISS?!?!?! well, more than likely the only candles that will be blown out will be on the cake..

hey noneck, my daughter has more taste than to be in that conversation with you...maybe your brother trulyhuge but, never with you. lol

remeber, old bodybuilders never die, we just use less weight...BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO. as for the storys jethro, check it out tonight. i hjad a very interesting conversation with a nabba mr universe contender the other day that was pretty entertaining...i will type about it tonight.

JETHRO TULL · May 15, 2003

GOOD MAN!!!!!

YOUR STORIES ARE ABOUT THE ONLY CHANCE I'LL EVER GET TO INTERACT WITH TOP LIFTER OTHER THAN THE OCCASIONAL POST BY ONE OF THE FELLAS HERE ON THE BOARD.

YOUR STORIES ROCK.