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My grammar school gym teacher/new performance enhancement compound

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I never told you guys about Ms. Knoth, she was the gym teacher at my grammar school Bright in South Deering Illinois... Anyway, she was fucking hardcore this woman meant business...

She wore Kswiss, keds, glasses with that string, and Khaki's, that whistle hanging around her neck, before it was cool and sexy...

Just a few months ago, i go to a bar and I see someone who reminded me of her, except that would make her about 150 now, right?? So she says, hey! fatboy, aren't you going to come and say hi?

And I said, me?? she said, "yes you, fat boy in the suit! You! You used to be so slim, all of your brothers were, but you got fat on me... What's that about?"

I said, "you know what? I don't need this, who the hell are you anyway?" She said, "your gym teacher damn it!! Captain Basketball! Intramural kickball, that climb the pole thing all you kids became so fond of in the third grade... It's was nice to see you kids growing up so fast..."

And that's when I realized that standing before me, was the woman who taught my oldest brother how to do his very first pushup and me how to do mine, she was actually holding that damn record book of hers that held the names of every record holder of every event she's ever held dating back to the late 1800s... she was a legend in the good old, SD... No fucking way!! (I was still very much in awe) She actually looked younger than she did when I was 5 years old....!!......??????...... �� I said "I was almost going to hit on you"!

Then she said, "what do you mean almost? I totally saw you checking me out, that's pretty disturbing; I'm old enough to be your grandmother's mother"...

I thought sure, but still very doable... I asked what her secret was... At that very moment, is when she revealed to me her secret of longevity... It is her own formula, which is comprised of very special herbs cultivated from the prairie behind Mona foods in exact quantities in the correct PH anti-oxidative properties; and some other scientific jargon, the likes of which most of us couldn't possibly even begin to comprehend... She agreed to distribute this product to the public if i partner up with her and help her maintain majority control in the cultivation rights of the required ingredients...


i agreed, we now have our exclusivity clause added directly into city council agenda, which will be up in the January 2018, ZBA meeting, which is regularly held every third Friday of every month... So, I gave the product a test run and the results speak for themselves... Keep in mind that Ms. Knoth's routine is to be followed to the utmost strictest conformance of Knoth's 16th, 17th and 18 editions of her Gymnasium codes of conduct including all addendums and injury prevention standards of America... Well, i did all that, however, i kept drinking, but I did have to be precise on my counts to her drum beats and in exact Synchronization of her whistle, hand claps and foot stomps...


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