after reading this thread i had to do it. i was at the mall yesterday with the girl and well we were walking by GNC. we pass it the first time and i start telling her about this thread. she says theres no way anyone is that stupid. i said lets find out. after a short stop at macy's we head back to gnc. there are 2 employees in the store, one guy cant be more than 130lbs soaking wet and then there was his counter part at a meaty 220 at around 5'6" with what could have been left over big mack sauce in the corner of his mouth.
i stroll over to the tubs of protien powder and stare at the prices for some of that crap with my jaw dropped nearly to the floor. after about 30 seconds the skinny one comes over and asks if i need help with anything. "well" i said "im looking to put on some muscle and i just dont think i can eat anymore in a single day, so im going to add a shake with 3 of my meals on top of my pre and post workout shakes, just for some added protien and calories."
he stared blankly at me for probably 20 seconds or so but it seemed like an hour. you could see those little retarted gears spinning as his blood pressure spiked and he started to sweat in an effort to quickly come up with some crazy answer to my statement.
after this long pondering he starts to speak. " well i dont think the problem is in your diet. food isnt what really builds muscles!" yup he actually said that..
he goes on " dude, if your getting like 50-100 grams of protien a day thats all you need. you need more testosterone."
i said ok then what should i get. he grabs some crap in a yellow bottle with the label saying results like d-bol or some crap on it. then he talks again. and this might be the best part." dude, i just got off of a cycle of this stuff and its fucking awesome!" He leans in to whisper, " dude, trust me its even better than deca, i had way better gains off this that i ever did off of juice."
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
i cant help myself at this point. im laughing so hard that i let out one of those farts where you stop laughing for a sec to make sure you didnt shit yourself. he asks whats fo funny? shawna, my beautiful and hilarious fiancee decides its time to chime in. oh yeah she said, is that what got you those whopping 12 inch guns there buddy? hell i didnt know she was even paying attention, all i knew is the fat one spent the last 15 min drooling at her. laughing my ass off i asked him who the hell told him all that crap? and why are you handing out advice about anything when your 130lbs? i told him next time he sees someone walk into the store that looks like he might have even drove by a gym in the past 8 years ask that guy for info, because he probably knows more about this than you do. shawna, still alittle disgruntled by the rampant stupidity in the store has one more comment to make, this is why i love her, she says hun can we get the hell out of here before my iq drops any lower listening to this guy, and the fat kid cums in his pants. im sure guns over here is gonna want to help him clean that mess up.
and we left!