Public Service Announcement

[littlemack]

Due to Phil's fat burners, LBA's, supplements, diet, and training program...LittleMack may be bouncing...a little off the walls this morning. Somewhere off in distant lands, littlemack is alternating his eye blinking at the computer screen, and saying "camera 1, camera 2, camera 1, camera 2". You think he's not working? We didn't think so either, but as we glanced over his shoulder we saw him typing up 3 contracts at the same time, while he posted on ProfessionalMuscle. LittleMack's also flirting with the staff like he's 18 again. We understand Edge250 has been mowing lawns following Phil's same protocol. If LittleMack's condition persists, then we will send him out to get all the lawns that Edge has missed. However, we are conflicted to do so b/c LittleMack will invariably take off his shirt and we fear he cannot possibly handle any more women at this time.

We will keep his fellow promuscle brothers updated throughout the day.

Do not be alarmed, he does not appear to be armed or dangerous.

 

[littlemack]

So there goes littlemack getting himself into trouble again with his big mouth...

The poor sod started bragging to his girl that he could clean the house, mow the yard, do the laundry, cook 6 meals, wash the car, and have sex with her 4 times in a row....

Well you guessed it...She's calling his bluff on that last part!

He wasn't expecting to get that much cardio in one day...but should be a fun way to burn fat!