Related to the Large Penis Thread What Women Want

dragonfire101 · Jan 13, 2006

Found this on another board.

This link is for all the persons that want to know what women prefer. So now this could be the end to that question and if your not average you will have to find someone who does not care or find an alternative that can compensate that is ok with her.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42900&page=1&pp=15

haze324 · Jan 13, 2006

WOW....A forum for stirppers!!!!

You're a pig bro

Tough Old Man · Jan 13, 2006

What's fuuny about that poll is there's more gals that wanted a 11"+ dick over a 10" one

Crowler · Jan 14, 2006

I have to admit I am suprised how many of them like the smaller ones, and not pleasantly suprised.

CROWLER

phreak · Jan 14, 2006

strippers talking about swallowing cocks and taking it up the ass...

my friend, i think you have directed me to the greatest message board EVER.

phreak · Jan 14, 2006

Tell me about it, sweetie. I am very much attracted to girls, but I love a fat, hard cock more than...well...just about anything. I love giving oral and riding a big dick.

marry me.

BigWilly · Jan 14, 2006

I guess I'm "perfect"....lol

JETHRO TULL · Jan 14, 2006

INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST!

IF FEMALES WITH LOTS OF EXPERIENCE ARE GIVING THEIR HONEST OPINIONS...THAT SOLVES THE QUESTION AT LEAST AS FAR AS THAT GROUP GOES.

THAT THREAD SHOULD PUT AN END TO MOST GUYS FEARS!

Ashop · Jan 14, 2006

I feel so proud of myself tonight

Fullybuilt · Jan 14, 2006

WOW, if thats a strippers forum and most preferred 7", im very pleased with my 6'er. Shit, if a stripper/whore(same thing in my opinion) like's 7", then I can tell a few buddies of mine who are in the 4's to be happy now.

StoryOfTheYear · Jan 14, 2006

lol that shit is hilarious !!!!!

Jerkyboy · Jan 14, 2006

If the average man is 5-6" in length when hard, according to scientific jargon I would be considered significantly larger. (trying NOT To brag here because personally it dont matter to me)

I have been with a few women in the past 10 years or so.. you know more than you can count on your fingers and toes but less than 50

Most chicks I have been with have enjoyed my increased size over the national "standard" and specifically told me about it.

Even the one or two who voiced concerns ahead of time - "oh my God, where am I going to put THAT thing!?

" - were pleasantly surprised in the end.

Even those few who didnt have enough room for me (and I bottomed out) still enjoyed it.

***Personally I hate it when that happens, I feel so bad for them, like I am punishing them or something. But hey, least I dont pound them like a jack hammer like some of you guys! lol I try to be romantic, you know, for HER pleasure..

Of course I am NOT talking rediculous like 12" or 16" or 18" or anything either. Who wants a backhoe to dig a 4" x 4" post hole? shit

NOTE: I know what you're thinking, all sea hags and trailer trash right? nope, only a handful in my younger days. The majority were hotties, even a few swimsuit/ lingerie models and a few HOT strippers (or chicks who looked like they could be strippers but were not.)

JUISEBOY · Jan 14, 2006

It appears I must be the American Pimp!!

Maverick · Jan 14, 2006

dragonfire101 said:
Found this on another board.

This link is for all the persons that want to know what women prefer. So now this could be the end to that question and if your not average you will have to find someone who does not care or find an alternative that can compensate that is ok with her.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=42900&page=1&pp=15

Dude that board is cool as shit. You are the man.

Mav

Ivan · Jan 14, 2006

LMFAO

Jerky: Sea hags??? What kinda girl are they? LOL. Jesus Dragon how on earth did you ever find that site???

vitor · Jan 14, 2006

That board is very funny, this has to be the funniest things I saw,

Why did God create men? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn...

I feel like our women hating jokes are so much better,

Everyone complains

vitor · Jan 14, 2006

That board is very funny, this has to be the funniest things I saw,

Why did God create men? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn...

I feel like our women hating jokes are so much better,

Everyone complains

dragonfire101 · Jan 14, 2006

Jesus Dragon how on earth did you ever find that site???

Actually I have came across it looking for a sexual aid on another bodybuilding board, but this dude at the porn store in my town told me about it also. They sell alot of stripper cloths and shoes in there. He had a few different websistes. He gave me a couple about RAVE parties and underground partying that were interseting also. I guess he DJ's at strip clubs, RAVES etc and works at a porn store when he is not doing that. Not a bad life if your just starting out and single.

By the way anyone know of a good natural sexual aid besides argine/yohimbine that works kind of quick. This proscar I taking is killing my sex drive.

Fullybuilt · Jan 15, 2006

The only plus of having a longer than average dick, is you can get away with more positions. Now, width, thats what makes the girl feel good all the time. But too wide is just gonna hurt them.

Gators · Apr 21, 2009

monkey was swinging through the trees when he came across this elephant that was crying because she had a thorn in her foot. Monkey said "i can get it out, but in return you gotta let me screw you". The elephant said "ok", i mean she wouldn't even feel it.

Monkey get the thorn out and then climbs up on the elephant and starts going to town, i mean getting into it. Another monkey throws a coconut and hits the elephant in the head and the elephant hollers "Ouch".

Monkey grins and hollers "take it all bitch"