Spin Class Rage

[Stump]

Damn, thought roid rage was bad enough but this...
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[oldfella]

LMAO......must of been roid water he was drinking!!

"Someone must have spiked my water bottle while I was not looking and put that Dbol in there" claims the defendants lawyer.

 

[hotttsauce]

Maybe he was drinking "juice'!

 

[thebrick]

I think I know a Wall Street broker that's a little stressed over the market's performance this past year

 

[abolish the weak]

fucking awesome!!

 

[btech]

for the man's lawyer to call it "spin class rage".....i just don't get it, is he trying to be funny/witty or is he trying to make a case? lawyers should just stick to what they know.

that aside, the defendant does not have a case or good defense. just pay the damn fine for being an asshole.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Ah yes... The dreaded Spin Rage. I'm all too familiar with this. It's very similar to the even more common Yoga Rage. People with this disorder generally have similar traits. For instance they:

1. Will happily order a Café Aut Lait but will look puzzled if you use the word "coffee".

2. Have parents who desperately wanted a girl and were horribly disappointed when their child was tragically born with a penis. Notice in the article he not only threw the "spinner" but his bike as well? This probably stems from the Christmas where he wanted a bike but was disappointed to receive yet another set of porcelain dolls.

3. Will drink herbal tea but only if the tea still contains "all the essential oils".

4. Think Mack Truck is an action hero.

5. Will become violently hostile if you challenge global warming yet later the same day will irradiate themselves with massive amounts of UV radiation to avoid looking "paisty".

 

[VanR__]

Spin classes need congressional oversight!

 

[irish_sd]

Too funny. I read about this in registeredrep magazine. Wall street brawl.

 

[deltaguy]

Too funny. Equinox is my old stomping ground actually. I loved that gym.

 

[Syndicate]

I can't believe the dude is claiming that he herniated a disk over it... Seriously a disk! Your grunting and telling the other guy to deal with your grunting but you can't take being thrown into a wall.

 

[joeshow5]

There was a couple of "bodybuilders" slapping each other on the back and screaming very loud to "psyche up" before their barbells curls in the squat rack.

I wanted very badly to throw them and their barbell into the wall so I can see where the guy is coming from.

However, I do know what coffee is.

 

[inoverdrive]

I can't believe the dude is claiming that he herniated a disk over it... Seriously a disk! Your grunting and telling the other guy to deal with your grunting but you can't take being thrown into a wall.

I bet he wont call him a baby anymore. I love it!!

 

[Physick]

Maybe he's a wall street millionaire slash MMA fighter who was trying to drop weight for his next fight. Was he wearing Tapout?

 

[abolish the weak]

my guess is the article is over exaggerating the incident big time, and that this guy had a pre existing back problem and is using this as the cash flow to get it fixed. just my wild guess!!

 

[thebrick]

maybe we will see a new series on Fox.... Spin Class Ultimate Fighting?

 

[pesty4077]

I knew there was a reason why I didn't want to do spin class. It is too violent for me

 

[Fa Seeshus]

you know those Expresso Game Simulator stationary bikes?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/07/25/BUGVRDRETD1.DTL

they really need to be loaded with Grand Theft auto. That would be awesome.