What's the story behind your first oral steroid adventure? Was it a lone wolf situation or did you bring in the big guns and stack it with test? And how did you navigate the cycle - with finesse or a bit of a crash course? I'm asking because my first attempt was a bit of a fumble, but I still scored some okay results. But it wasn't until I really amped it up on my second or third go-round, much to the encouragement of that knitwitted, bright red face - über-bulky, sweat-drenched gym guru, that I truly saw some head-turning results.

And they certainly weren't complementary.