WORDS OF WISDOM

[HeavyHitter2]

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE D ISTRIBUTED EVENLY.


I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.




FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.



Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.





My short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.=C 2
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.


I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.


KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred."

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


I am having an out-of-money experience.


Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.


Corduroy pillows are making headlines!



I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.

 

[railslave]

nice

 

[Thor]

Yea

those are great !

 

[stupidman]

one fault.
if the police and the court is german you are in the weakest and best hand as a criminal.
all european criminals love germany, the jails are like hotels and the police is afraid.
its not a joke.