You're a rich but lonely woman? I am what you need!

[Phidias]

Handsome 29 y.o. well built guy from Western Europe, speaking 3 languages including Spanish and French, looking for a wealthy girl willing to open her heart (and wallet) to a nice, caring and intelligent companion.

I've got so many assets it would be way too long to list each one of them, but rest assured it goes from very basic stuff like cooking, doing the laundry or walking the dogs (that's of course if your maids unexpectedly fall sick) to escorting you to society gathering, theatre openings, etc... My main ace: I'm all-round. I feel comfortable in whatever environment you may choose to evolve in, and have enough conversation to make you shine among third parties.

Last but not least, I can make love all day long for hours and whenever you're horny. To your lady friends too for that matter.

Interested? Either send me a pm or reply to this thread.


JC, your dreamboat.



P.S. Serious ads.

 

[Big A]

You forgot to tell them about your 10" penis.... AROUND!

 

[Phidias]

You forgot to tell them about your 10" penis.... AROUND!

Oops my bad!! Thanks for the clarification!

 

[rochabp]

Oops my bad!! Thanks for the clarification!

hey if you ever develope gyno, imma have to put a ring on that finger...jk. but man you sound like a catch for some lucky lady. best of luck to your love life, im sure youll meet someone great.

 

[triathloncoach]

Reality check

When you marry for money, you pay for it. Trust me.

 

[Tyrone]

All joking aside and for what it's worth, I vouch for Phidias 100%. He's one of the best people you could involve yourself with.

 

[Jello]

All joking aside and for what it's worth, I vouch for Phidias 100%. He's one of the best people you could involve yourself with.

Are you talking about his 10" cock or his personality? :headbang:

 

[Tyrone]

I was hoping that his personality was implied.

 

[Phidias]

When you marry for money, you pay for it. Trust me.

I hope you realize it was meant as a joke...


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or not

 

[Phidias]

I was hoping that his personality was implied.

Come on Ty... no need to lie buddy! Don't worry, your soon to be wife will never know about our secret date and the reason why you like me so much...

 

[Amazon Doll]

Darn.......I am not rich

 

[Phidias]

Darn.......I am not rich

You have other non-negligible assets... as long as you feed me, we can find a common ground.

 

[Tyrone]

Come on Ty... no need to lie buddy! Don't worry, your soon to be wife will never know about our secret date and the reason why you like me so much...

Sorry, I forgot about your crazy amount of girth.

 

[triathloncoach]

It was obvious you were kidding

I hope you realize it was meant as a joke...


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or not

But it's always a good read when you complain about your love life. French women are well known to be undesirable. Yeah. Right.

But I know I always turn a lot of woman's heads in Paris. Unfortunately they turn AWAY from me.

 

[TractionIssues]

hey if you ever develope gyno, imma have to put a ring on that finger...jk. but man you sound like a catch for some lucky lady. best of luck to your love life, im sure youll meet someone great.

You signed up just to post this?

 

[thebrick]

JC, I have a friend who's (single) mother is very wealthy… but she's in her 80's. Wanna give it a go? Let me know. On the plus side, she has a killer southern accent… but with a snobby overtone.

 

[BigChef]

JC, I have a friend who's (single) mother is very wealthy… but she's in her 80's. Wanna give it a go? Let me know. On the plus side, she has a killer southern accent… but with a snobby overtone.

80 years old and sexually active?

 

[Phidias]

but she's in her 80's

I've been in Calcutta, India, once and saw about everything when it comes to human body's decay... I think I could handle a 80 y.o. bottoxed woman, Mickey...

The snobby accent though... :naughty:

 

[Benches]

I love the headline to this Ad

 

[michelin]

whats going on Phidias? have you exhausted the female population of France and you're now looking to conquer another country?