Chances of a man winning an argument...

[rl3355]

Chances of a man winning an argument...Married guys will get it.

 

[BigWilly]

haha

naah, you can win if you know HOW to argue....or NOT argue

 

[oldfella]

haha

naah, you can win if you know HOW to argue....or NOT argue

And the way you don't argue is "YES DEAR". YOUR RIGHT DARLING!!

 

[MAINEVENT]

Or it depends on how miserable you want to be!

 

[oldfella]

Or it depends on how miserable you want to be!

Or where you feel like sleeping that night!!

 

[Noir]

haha

 

[CaptainDominate]

Lol nice post!

 

[gooey]

hahaha

this theory will insure that I will 4ever be a batchelor...... I love arguing

goo

 

[phatrr]

You haven't been married that long if your "chances curve" doesn't cross the zero axis and wander into negative territory.

Just sayin' I've been married 15 years.

 

[gettnlarge01]

The make-up sex is worth losing an argument!!

 

[Clydesdale]

The make-up sex is worth losing an argument!!

Make up Sex?!?!..............I've been married 26 years!!!!!........There is NO Make Up Sex!

 

[rl3355]

Make up Sex?!?!..............I've been married 26 years!!!!!........There is NO Make Up Sex!

LMAO

 

[Chrysler]

My method for winning arguments goes something like this:

An argument will start <-----> It goes back and forth for awhile. You know; the downward double helix of rage filled discussion, until retorts are exhausted and the same is repeated again. <-----> I think to myself, "Why am I arguing?" <-----> I say to her, "I'm done talking." <-----> I go mute for the rest of the day. <-----> At the end of the day she is begging me to talk. A simple "goodnight" before I go to bed will assuage her fears that "it's" finally happened. <-----> I see that as a win.

Yes, it's a bit extreme, and probably borderline psychotic, but don't knock it 'til you try it. Also, it's not something I use all the time, only for those arguments where they get so bad you can start to feel the rage ringing in your ears and the dull numbing sensation in your teeth.

 

[Mach .78]

When I first read the title, I didn't realize you were talking about gender arguments. I saw the chart and started smiling. The chart is correct but does not differentiate between those who receive "Make up Sex" versus those who do not. That's a different chart.

Believing that you have "won" an argument at the end of the day with a "good night" is merely a false sense of accomplishment. The female relies on the males ego to kick in at this point and make him believe that he has truly conquered something great. The "I'm so sneaky for playing her like that syndrome." This is your first critical and final mistake. The female files it away in her brain and brings it back out in an arguement, months maybe years from the initial conflict. This is where you are ultimately delivered The death blow, which is usually "No Sex".

You never win, you just try to survive. Sounds like an episode of "When animals attack", sadly it's not.

My best advice: Curl up in a ball and play dead.