DOES ANYONE KNOW FOR SURE IF THE POLICE ACDEMY TESTS FOR JUICE?????

[temps]

Does anyone know??? According to the test they test for the following:

amphtamines/methamphetamines
barbituates
benzodiazepine
cannabinoids
cocaine
methadone
phencyclidine
opiates

Does juice fall into any of theses categories????? PLEASE HELP

 

[wolverine]

No, unless they have a reason to. Even then, they probably won't. It costs too much money and they really don't give a shit anyway.

 

[vitor]

Hmm

From what Ive heard, as long as you show no signs of Roid Rage, put on 40lbs in 8 weeks or become too hot they dont care. I know two MD NPC heavyweight compeitors that are local PG County Police officers in my town, and Sorry but there is no way they are natural.

 

[grendal100]

You have to remember that the police academy is a government entity. That means their budgets are tight. So they will not test unless you present a problem to them. The drugs they test for are known to be addictive and debilitating in one way or another. Therefore, affecting their investment in you.

Meanwhile, if they see that you are growing more muscular or overall larger during the academy or regular service, they will attribute it to their training techniques, or their gym. Now, if you cannot control your temper, or say anything to ANYONE, then you are seriously risking your career, and possibly freedom.

Maybe it is a good idea to come off for the academy, but any remnants in your system will be ok.

 

[MikeS]

Give them a reason, or have someone rat you out, and they will. But it is not standard from what I hear. I did have 2 gym buddies who were hardcore BBs get nabbed by tests after a fellow piggie
ratted them out. One is using Rick Collins at my referral to help him in his internal case.

 

[buffman4]

police academy

you should be more concerned with passing the polygraph regarding juice than the UA. BILL

 

[BBer]

Re: police academy

you should be more concerned with passing the polygraph regarding juice than the UA. BILL

I have passed a polygraph using the following method; just tense your lats to the point where it is painfull, the polygraph will get messed up and you will pass, you have to tense throughout the entire test.

 

[Jimbo]

Just take a high dose of Clen. That will make you heart race so fast that they wont be able to make anything of your test. If they asks what up, just tell them that these tests make you nervouse.

 

[temps]

there is no polygraph involved

 

[getnbigger]

i would just like to state that anyone who think that tensing your lats or but cheeks or getting a hard on for the duration of a polygraph test will make it fail is kidding themselves. First off. It rates changes in the body that occur after telling a lie. Like an adrenaline rush. This causes many things to happen (ie. fast heart rate, minute sweating on your finger tips, abs tightening etc.) I have been through approx. 8 polys and can tell you the only way to beat a test is to make yourself believe that the lie is the truth that way your body will not respond. Also, once a question is asked DO NOT keep thinking about it. Once you answer THAT'S IT. drop it do not think about it again. Keep something in your head that has nothing to do with the question (ie the wall is white) and do not drift from this. but practise it. It is hard to do. One last thing. If asked if you take roids) for example) and you answer no. Then you "think about it to long" and feel your body get all sweaty and heart rate go up. Say something to the polygraphist like "whoa i do not know what happend there but my body just got weird." or something. give them an excuse to want you to pass.

I hope this helps to all

No flame intended to anyone that has passed anyother way. This is just my experience fromt he many taken in my military career in the intelligence field.

 

[draven]

yes...yes..and yes....if a asshole suspects it or feels you look the part..then they will, remember its a felony and a roid panel test cost a department only 400.00 out of Mayo clinic. Sure some depts are looking other way, but just takes one to start a shit storm of rumors out of jealousy which leads to a internal which washes away most of your rights.

 

[buffman4]

no polygraph?

temps,

every police dept. performs a polygraph on police candidates, unless you're applying for deputy barney fife's position with the mayberry sheriffs dept. BILL