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Funniest thing in the gym!

Mako

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Ok there is this guy that comes into the gym every morning, he does not work out real hard or anything like that, an older fellow. Sometimes he will take a crap while he is working out or sometimes he leaves for awhile then comes back to the gym just to take a crap. The gym owner and I are real good friends so i was given this info and about fell on the floor laughing. The guy when he takes his dig, has his feet on the toilet seat and I guess he perches up there like a damn bird, and I dont how he aims but he then drops his bombs in the toilet. I can just imagine someone goign up to the rest room and him having not locked the door and opening it up to see an older man perched on the toilet like a bird taking a dump. To me this is just funny and weird, had to share that with ya. By the way the way we found out was that everytime after he went in there, there was shoe prints on the toilet and the gym owner got pissed and asked him why, and it is an ongoing joke since.


Mako
 
Thanks for sharing, Mako! I may never use the can in the gym again...
 
dude ill have to say i gotta pretty good laught out of that. i could just see some old dude perched up on the shitter,hehe..some people, i prefer to sit indian style..lol

Later,
Todd
 
You know what else is funny...is when you have to take a shit after a really tough leg workout, and you go to sit down, and about 1/4 of the way down you just fall. lol...It also sucks gettin up when you're done. I think most everyone can relate to this one.

:D :D
 
I don't know about you guys, but you couldn't pay me enough to use a public shitter. and if I had to for some unfortinate reason, I'd probley stand above it myself and just drop bombs.*L*
good luck and be safe....

bigger....
 
dude i used to be the same way, i couldnt shit on a public crapper if my undies depended on it, nowdays they have those handy plastic sheets that cover up the lid of the toilet so you can sit on it free of others ass hair. i really like to kick back and relax when im shitting, but i have been driving a truck the past 2 years while i was in school, so i had to fend for myself, believe me you learn the clean gas stations REAL quick.

anyone ever tried to do the "HOVER" technique, damn man thats like supersetting leg presses with lunges, whoo i never sweated so bad shitting, my quads were shaking but i had to hold on, so i grabbed onto the sink in front of me and took some pressure of the ol' quads, gotta save the legs, for leg days!!

Take care and happy shitting, also if anyone else knows any good tips or tricks of public shitters lemme know, im always ready to try something new. im actually writing my first book which should be out sometime this fall, mainly it deals with shitting in public restrooms, great christmas gift, PM me for an advanced copy...

Todd
 
This is the fuckin' funniest shit I've seen in a long time!!

:D :D
 

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