how creepy is this to you?

[abolish the weak]

this lady knows I'm married. She writes to me on facebook and starts talking a bunch of nasty talk about how much she likes me and what she would do to me. The lady is a Chaplain/undertaker. She knows me from the hospital I was at last year cause my buddy got in a bike wreck really bad. I didn't know Chaplains cursed like sailors, tried hooking up with married people, and talked about all of the nasty things they'd like to do with people. Is she bangable? Yeah, I'd do it. Awesome body. Not saying I will or anything because I'm married. But how cool would it be to be at a bar with some buddies and be like "Yeah, I fucked this undertaker chick one time....." I also had a chance to nail a hot dwarf chick one time, I chickened out. i wish I had done it!!

 

[DatBtrue]

On the Internet? Maybe it is your wife or one of her friends testing you? Or maybe she was asked to test your loyalty to your wife?

Flash to you at the bar with your buddies five years from now. "Your wife still got your balls in a vice over that undertaker thing?"

"Yep."

 

[thebrick]

did she say she wanted to do you on a table but for you to lay perfectly still?

 

[njpooldude]

how cool would it be to be at a bar with some buddies and be like "Yeah, I fucked this undertaker chick one time....."

hahah

 

[baldness]

setup

watch that facebook stuff man. I got popped once on myspace, and an ex contacted me through facebook, saw I was in a relationship and emailed my girl (who is also on facebook) and sent her pics of me and her naked together. Needless to say I no longer am on facebook. Myspace I use an alias so no ex's try to start some stuff. My brothers friend got settup on myspace, chick tried to holler at him. He took the bait, and got thrown out the next day. Last week, same thing happened to a friend of mine, his wife set him up, now hes getting a divorce. be careful.

 

[oldfella]

did she say she wanted to do you on a table but for you to lay perfectly still?

LMAO.......................you are a sick man!! I love it!!

 

[abolish the weak]

watch that facebook stuff man. I got popped once on myspace, and an ex contacted me through facebook, saw I was in a relationship and emailed my girl (who is also on facebook) and sent her pics of me and her naked together. Needless to say I no longer am on facebook. Myspace I use an alias so no ex's try to start some stuff. My brothers friend got settup on myspace, chick tried to holler at him. He took the bait, and got thrown out the next day. Last week, same thing happened to a friend of mine, his wife set him up, now hes getting a divorce. be careful.

this is nothing like that. I wouldn't do anything with her anyways, the shit just cracks me up to no end. She was talking a bunch of crap to co workers of mine before she ever knew I was committed. But either way, I'm not doing anything guys, dont worry

 

[knucklehed]

Hot dwarf chick LOL
That would have made a good story.
Next time for sure

 

[thebrick]

this is nothing like that. I wouldn't do anything with her anyways, the shit just cracks me up to no end. She was talking a bunch of crap to co workers of mine before she ever knew I was committed. But either way, I'm not doing anything guys, dont worry

ah... come on... ever heard of that movie "Dead Man Walking"?

 

[mooshue]

**broken link removed**
this ones for all you dwarf humpers

You guys have to see burn after reading. The whole movie everyone is fucking everyone else's significant others, all meeting on dating websites. Hillarious.

There are sites where you can go that are just for extra marital activities. It is supposed to be just sex, no strings between two people and you have to be in a relationship to show you both have everything to loose and just make it no strings.

 

[HeavyHitter2]

Dwarf huh? there's nothing like holding onto those thick little ankles as your pushing her little ham hock legs back behind her ears..
sorry, did I just say that out-loud?

 

[NightWanderer]

did she say she wanted to do you on a table but for you to lay perfectly still?

I'd play along with that no problem, but if she tries to break out any tools of her trade or asphyxiate me that won't fly....

 

[ssdark1]

heavy hitter lol, one of the funniest posts in a long time...

 

[lynx]

LOL! You sick bastards!

 

[e6er]

She's probably a dead lay anyway.

 

[h8tr3d]

**broken link removed**
this ones for all you dwarf humpers

You guys have to see burn after reading. The whole movie everyone is fucking everyone else's significant others, all meeting on dating websites. Hillarious.

There are sites where you can go that are just for extra marital activities. It is supposed to be just sex, no strings between two people and you have to be in a relationship to show you both have everything to loose and just make it no strings.

that was funny!

 

[dragonfire101]

**broken link removed**
this ones for all you dwarf humpers

You guys have to see burn after reading. The whole movie everyone is fucking everyone else's significant others, all meeting on dating websites. Hillarious.

There are sites where you can go that are just for extra marital activities. It is supposed to be just sex, no strings between two people and you have to be in a relationship to show you both have everything to loose and just make it no strings.

I though that movie was about how how clueless our intelligence agencies where following around these everyday people cheating/etc and thinking it may be a breach somewhere so get rid of any evidence.

That movie was funny. Especially Brad Pitt as the trainer.

 

[dragonfire101]

did she say she wanted to do you on a table but for you to lay perfectly still?

That sh*t is funny as hell! LOL

I also had a chance to nail a hot dwarf chick one time, I chickened out

Was it because you were to short for her! JOK

 

[get it in ya]

dude, lol

 

[Sesshomaru]

Man you and Anabolic Beast post the funniest threads