Joke time

[STEVO 47]

There was this reporter looking for a story for his newspaper
he kinda ran out of ideas so he discided to go up into the mountains
of West Virginia, saw this old man sitting on his porch. The reporter
then walked up and told the old guy who he was and looking for a
story for his paper. He then asked the man if he could remember one
of his happier times in his life. The old man leaned back in his chair and
said ya I can. Reporter said well what happened. The old guy said, well
about 30 years ago my neighbor's wife was taking a walk through the woods
and got lost. Reporter said well what happened then. The old guy scratched
his head and said well me and the boys got a fifth of whisky and went to
look for her. when we found her we gang banged her all night long.
Repoter says I can't put that in the paper. How about another time that
you could think of. The old man says hmmm ok another happy time
well last year my wife was taking a walk through woods and got lost and
me and the boys got a fifth of whisky and went looking for her and when
we found her we gang banged her too. Reporter said damn I can't say
that either. How about a sad time in your life. Well the old man
says ya I can, just the other day I discided to take a walk in the woods...

 

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LMAO

 

[Ashop]

There was this reporter looking for a story for his newspaper
he kinda ran out of ideas so he discided to go up into the mountains
of West Virginia, saw this old man sitting on his porch. The reporter
then walked up and told the old guy who he was and looking for a
story for his paper. He then asked the man if he could remember one
of his happier times in his life. The old man leaned back in his chair and
said ya I can. Reporter said well what happened. The old guy said, well
about 30 years ago my neighbor's wife was taking a walk through the woods
and got lost. Reporter said well what happened then. The old guy scratched
his head and said well me and the boys got a fifth of whisky and went to
look for her. when we found her we gang banged her all night long.
Repoter says I can't put that in the paper. How about another time that
you could think of. The old man says hmmm ok another happy time
well last year my wife was taking a walk through woods and got lost and
me and the boys got a fifth of whisky and went looking for her and when
we found her we gang banged her too. Reporter said damn I can't say
that either. How about a sad time in your life. Well the old man
says ya I can, just the other day I discided to take a walk in the woods...

Good one,,,