Late night gas, how to reduce?

[maldorf]

that's the best. when not only do you get away with it, but people start blaming others.

I had to try really hard not to laugh too hard because I was worried they would hear me laughing through the books. I was a kid in high school when I pulled off that one. Funny thing is that I had told my buddy to come over to me and when he walked to me I let it rip and got out of there ASAP. I was thinking someone would think he did it, but he got out too and then the family walked through the cloud.

 

[johnjuanb1]

I had to try really hard not to laugh too hard because I was worried they would hear me laughing through the books. I was a kid in high school when I pulled off that one. Funny thing is that I had told my buddy to come over to me and when he walked to me I let it rip and got out of there ASAP. I was thinking someone would think he did it, but he got out too and then the family walked through the cloud.

Once I farted so bad in my car with the windows down that a married couple walked by and I could hear the wife accusing the husband of it. He kept saying, “It wasn’t me.” And she’s say, “Come one. You let one fly.” Then, she said, “OMG! What is that smell?” They couldn’t see me because my car seat was reclined. He said,” Maybe it’s a dead animal? Something must have died in the bushes.” I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. They talked about it for 5 minutes. I couldn’t stop laughing when they left. The funny thing is it was my coworker and her husband.
That was the worst smelling gas I’ve ever had because I was getting all of my protein from pasteurized liquid egg whites that I drank raw, 100 grams a day, and beef isolate protein powder that made me shit liquid rain ️

 

[showstopper83]

Why would you wanna reduce it? I swear to God after very gassy nights i wake up leaner than the night before.

 

[maldorf]

Once I farted so bad in my car with the windows down that a married couple walked by and I could hear the wife accusing the husband of it. He kept saying, “It wasn’t me.” And she’s say, “Come one. You let one fly.” Then, she said, “OMG! What is that smell?” They couldn’t see me because my car seat was reclined. He said,” Maybe it’s a dead animal? Something must have died in the bushes.” I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud. They talked about it for 5 minutes. I couldn’t stop laughing when they left. The funny thing is it was my coworker and her husband.
That was the worst smelling gas I’ve ever had because I was getting all of my protein from pasteurized liquid egg whites that I drank raw, 100 grams a day, and beef isolate protein powder that made me shit liquid rain ️

You sound like my father! Blaming it on the food you ate. My mother used to say that dad could drink a glass of water and fart up a storm. She'd say he ate too fast and swallowed air.